Tuesday, December 22, 2009

palm reading

'I'(to the Palm reader): "What could I be in life?"

Palm reader *reading my palm, switching from left to right hand* says: "The left is what the gods give you, the right is what you do with it."

'I'(wonder in my head): well then no need of reading..I know am screwed...coz I use my god given left hand to clean my a** and right to j**k off!



Random thought while reading the book "keep off the grass" by Karan Bajaj

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