1) Wake up at noon , make plans for the rest of the day, go back to sleep. Hibernate like grisly bears but look cute as a teddy bear ;)
2) Watch a group of elderly ladies do exercise in the park. It’s a cheaper version of those “health shows” on TV. The aah’s,ooo’s and the movement of other body parts are kinda fun in a sick way.
3) Pair your friends with some gal. Talk about it all the time. Don’t give up inspite of his repeated denials. Keep at it so much so that your friend actually starts to think “ya I guess you are right.. I love her”. Then watch the fun unfold! :D
4) Go to a park take your camera along and click photos of the beautiful nature. Hmm.. if only you could FOCUS on one thing ;)
5) Have a booz party at the house of a relative of your friend. Get high on booz but still make it very clear to everyone that you are not high and then dance to “prem ki nayya”, do the mirror and rope steps and boast “am so good at this”. CAUTION:THIS IS FUN BUT IS VERY PAINFUL on the eyes of those watchin you.MIND IT.
6) Make an elaborate plan for a vacation to far off place and then discuss how it’s not possible.
7) Call/Message your friends and lure them into bunking their college so that you can all hang out.And when you do,never discuss attendance it wil hurt your friend.
8) After reading this post, the above trick might not work.
9) Build your body, yeah even the tummy will do!
10) Try out ways to end your long holiday. It’s so long ’m running out of ideas now.
11) Read books, watch movies,listen to music.Rent, borrow or download.
12) >>> A LUCKY* WINNER* GETS TO WRITE* THIS POINT* <<< *Conditions Apply.
13) Stare into the dark sky at night and wonder why do girls never mind when their girl friends are all "muuaahh love u baby hugs.. ♥ uuuu" but the moment you try those on them,they go "dude stop it!"
14)Sit with your little cousin and watch 2 dragon flies hover around and then roll your eyes ,pretend to be surprised and say ‘double-decker helicofter’ when the two decide to mate mid-air!
15)Don’t sit with your little cousin and watch your neighbours. That would be really sick and may spoil the kid because there can’t be a double-decker aunty/uncle!
16) Shave your head, dance stupidly with your friend’s GF then ride piggy back on your friend and call him ‘Paa’ .
17) Take loads of facebook quizzes; say "OMG its sooo truee :D " when the result is what you like it to be, frown and call the quiz stupid and ridiculous if you don’t like the result OR open fortune cookies which are sometimes really unfortunate. TIMEPASS!!
18) Reply to questions like “what did you do all day” from your friends with “FU* K U!! SCRE# U A$$HOLE!! DON’T EVER ASK ME THAT QUESTION AGAIN! DO U GET IT U FUC*in PRICK? so wat did u do all day? :)"
19) THiNK a lot, smile ear to ear , dance like no one is watching, love deeply, cry silently ,laugh out loud, eat loads of pills. Oops I did it again! ;)
20-twenty , ODI or tests SACHIN is GOD! :)
