EVERYDAY DREAMS THAT U DREAM IN THE NIGHT

Hmm…..I had a tremendous brainwave 2day…….that I will post something in my blog!!!![I really meant it---something]
So I sat in front of my computer which was looking quite different from what it used to look like before……it was looking more like a badly solved jigsaw puzzle with a white monitor[instead of a black one] ,black C.P.U, and a grey set of speakers….and yeah a black keyboard. All I could do was ignore all these eye catching distractions and concentrate on writing something on my blog[hardly any one has commented on my earlier posts…so I have no idea if the blog is being read at all!!].
But there was something missing in all this!!!
Hmmm….I had no idea about what 2 write this time….coz nobody had cut any trees nor had I studied as much in the last 2 or 3 days…..so I had to write something new …..but new what????
What should I write about????
My yesterday nights horrific dream…in which I was being chased by a shark in a Limousine [yeah that’s right!!!] coz I had accidentally broken one of its egg[yeah right again] while I was rock climbing[yeah u just won a million dollars…u r right again].
Or should I write about how my vehicles light switch kept switching on by itself [I know it wasn’t by itself but still…]
Or how disgusted I was when I drove into a swarm of flies under a street light of which some went into my eyes nose, mouth..etc etc[yuck!!!!!]
Or what was my experience while watching The American Pie 5[please don’t ask]?????
Or what the hell am I supposed to write????

There was a flash…n another flash n then it glowed bright….the tube light… yeah…..I confess … it is my brain!!!!

I had just hit an idea…..I will write what I was feeling at that very time…& .I was swearing on my imagination for making me dream something as drastic as a shark chasing me…and as dumb as the switching on of lights by itself…as yucky as running into a swarm of disgusting pests an as funny as an American pie ….
So am writing this thing…and I can’t imagine what you the reader might be going through while reading this …..”He really didn’t have any other job to do except write this thing….right”…and even am thinking the same thing “these people really don’t have any other job but to be reading this blog”

And in the end I rejoiced at having had to write something interesting and having written some incredibly stupid crap …….








TRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!


WAT THE…………………………
Its 8:00 in the morning……ohOOOO…………SO WAS I DREAMING OF WRITING THAT ALL CRAP OF A THINGS?????
WOW…….DREAMZZZZZ

THANK GOD……..I DIDN’T RUN IN2 THAT HUGE DAMN SWARM OF DISGUSTING ALIENS LIKE YUCKY CREATURES WITH WINGS [AGGGGRRRH………THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!]



HAPPY READING!!!!!!
TATAAAA and SORRY for all the pain you've been through and will be through he he

Well……… am back!!!!!!

I got up the other day……at 8:10 sharp and I stretched n flexed my almost non existent muscles or just body fat or whatever u call it……I suddenly realized that I was in a really good mood……guess y?????? ahhhhaaaa…..26Th of JAN… REPUBLIC DAY …or was it….ahhhhaaaa……26Th of JAN….. HOLIDAY ????? hmmm…..
I get up n do all the mundane jobs most people do in the morning……or do they????
I just love holidays……u can do lot of things on a holiday…unlike on other days when u don’t do anything [I know most of u will agree he he] but all the hyped excitement was short lived ..my DAD had a holiday 2…amd asks me to study as i hardly do it...oh dear that is gonna be a really tough job……but…I took the challenge head on….[ouch!! my head still hurts] and start with some severe number crunching….Induction, Intergration, Axes, Directrices, Matrices, Determinants……wht else???
I start solving things one after the other without knowing what’s the use of solving them
u just invent strange new problems and start solving …gr8.. but y????? Nobody knows and if u ask anyone u will get the best possible reply “u will realize later”….i may realize later but…why not tell me the use of it right now??[answering that is out of syllabus I guess]I mean why the hell should I know n worry about how a Carnot’s engine works??? [its he who should be knowing that rite]
It’s not just mathematics…it’s the same story in physics also….its like teaching a software pro how to to mix the cement n all…now com’on what’s the use of teaching him that???
Why are we made to learn things of which we don’t even know the value or use…..it’s there in the syllabus….so u learn it…
And needless to say…..i just slogged slogged n slogged like a hungry pig eating every damn thing that’s smelled like food[eeek that’s disgusting….]
And at the end of my studying session I grasped at least 3/4th of what I was supposed to…[enough 2 get a pass huh??]of which I had hardly understood a quarter….but never mind “its ur job as a student”.
So that’s how my “aahhhaaa REPUBLIC DAY 26Th of JAN” passed….doing things I hardly understood n silently swearing that one day…one day am gonna sue the “Education Dept of Govt of INDIA” or whatever be its name….
But I later started thinking…..didn’t any of those guys have any other job other than inventing strange new formulas and deriving them…like didn’t they have any college, yahoo, Google, Blogspot , TV ….no nothing????
N slowly my long holiday passed n passed away….damn “I just hate holidays”…….
So I blamed my dear old KARMA and continued …….YOU KNOW WHAT….


Chao!!!