HE: Heloo my dear!
SHE: Who are you?
HE: myself, your well wisher… Can we b Frands?
SHE: sorry do I know you?
He: no, I’m quite famous in my "vatara" but you don't know me!
SHE: so who are you?
HE: Janardhana Shetty K.S
SHE: oh k!
HE: Can we be frands?? You know like boyfrand and galfrand!
SHE: Huh!! I don't even know you!!
HE: I told na… I am Janardhan Shetty. I’m very sexy!
SHE: so?
HE: I swim in a pond near my village so I have very sexy body when I see in mirror I look exactly like Angelina Jolie but like male Angelina Jolie.
SHE: sorry! I don't want to be your friend. And don't message me anymore.
HE: "Don't you wish your boyfrand was hot like me"? don't cha?
I know, I steal that from pussycat dolls, they are my fav. band you see!! But it is very true for me. I and my frands Madappa, Lingswamy,Teppana and Gopi danced for that song on stage during our village 'jaatre'.
SHE: *no reply*
HE: I know after hearing about my sexiness you will want to know more. I have karate purple belt. I can protect you from evils of the society..I regularly do practice with my 10 year old cushion chikku( my aunty's male son) ! Also my mother makes me drink buffalo's milk ( female buffalo) daily so I’m very straang!!
SHE: stop messaging me. I don't want to talk to u!
HE: hey my dear. You are so shy. I knew you would like me. Its all Amma Ghajagamini's krupe !! You finally fell for me!! Now even I’m shying and I have turned pink. But you cannot notice, because I got lots of pubic hairs on my face!
SHE: **** ( who the hell is Amma Ghajagamini?? )
HE: You know I have a picture of you in my bedroom, my hole( big one.. many people can come and go) and also kitchen and bathroom so I can see you all the times.. I put fresh flowers on it daily.. It has you in chaddi!! You look so naaicee.. eeheeheeheeeheee I’m blushing just saying this !!
SHE: you are a sicko!! How did you get my photo? ( F@$kin Bastard!!)
HE: Aiyo.. Amma Ghajagamini blesses me! I am not sick. I am 1st class fine! I will send a apology letter for this because I took it without your permission. I was passing near your house with my dog kunda Jonny (he is blind in 1 eye) and when you were not looking at my sexy body I took it!! I did it very fast!! I am super fast photographer you know!! But it is very blur. But I can manage!
SHE: you know my house??!! ( mummy!! )
HE: yes!! I always come in front of your house! And make my kunda jonny pee in front of your house so that I can look at you and you can look at me. But I can't look properly because I have Jogi hairstyle..so I will change tomorrow to Ghajini hairstyle.. Its a surprisee for you!! :D
SHE: whatever I don't care! Goodbye don't message me! ( oh my god! who is this jerk!! ewwwwwwwwwww )
He: oh so you want to meet me? I knew you couldn't resist my temptation and want to meet me for real.! Its all Amma Ghajagamini's krupe.. also my parents blessing. Yours and my 1st love is blossoming!! Ok my dear. I will meet you in 5 minutes. I will be wearing pink shorts( my fathers gift on my 14th birthday) its a bit tight now and some of my body parts are not comfortable in it but my mother says I look like Katrina Kaif in 'jee karda' song (male version of katrina kaif... Im veryyy sexy) ! And yellow 'reeepok' shirt! Its original! Made in Bhutan! Imported shirt you know :)
SHE: U F%*kin jerk! Get lost! don;t even dare come near my house!! OR message ME!! OK!!! just F%*k OFF!!!
HE:hahaha BAKRA!!! :D Its .......!!
Note: This is 99.9% real conversation :D
