My dairy entry for today!

My cousin recently started writing a dairy.And the curious guy that I am, I leafed through it, yup totally ignoring the warning that said " U are so shameless.Stop reading other's dairy" and I invaded his privacy. Well he is studying in 8th std and in the same school that I had, the gr8 MPV. So I was expecting to get some juicy bits because as far as I remember, 7th-8th std were the most controversial years in school. My classmates would agree.We, the whole class learnt the taboo words S*ck and F*ck and used it generously.Thats not all, we learnt and did a lot of other things. So I was quite curious to find something like that in his dairy.
But sadly, I was dissapointed.What lay there was just a log of events with time and place.
"I woke up at 7.30 and left to school at 8.30"
" We played throwball in the games period. By the time of the bell, the score for both teams was leveled at 2-2."
and so on..
There goes my chance to tease him for sometime.Yeah am a lousy evil child teaser.Huh! whatver.
Anyways I myself never wrote a dairy.You may ask what about this blog? Well this is not exactly an e-dairy.This is more of a platform where I pretend to be smartass and come up with somewhat funnier pjs and tease my friends like in the previous posts. So well let me give you sneak-peek into what my dairy would look like.( writing like my cousin)


10:00 AM-
Sunrise! (never seen it for the past many months or is it years?)

My day starts at 10 AM when all the early morning walkers and joggers in the park in front of my house are replaced my college going gals who come all the way to college and bunk their class and sit under the shade of a tree with their jobless boyfriends. No am not jealous !
You would expect a line about how my mother/sister would be trying to get me off my bed.But no.They have stopped trying! ;)


10:20 AM-
Getting off the bed:(is the most painfull)

I get off the bed after reading through all the goodmorning and non-veg forwards to begin the day on my cellphone.Just as I step off the bed, staring back at me is a very horrible sight in the mirror.WTF is that? oh!
And scratching and stretching I walk down to make my mouth and breath 'tazaa'. Not that I blow on the face of every other girl I meet.But stil I do brush!
As my mother starts her usual "Is this the time?? all are done with their breakfast". My aunt who is here answers "no no why you scolding him? he is up early. yesterday he was even more late" I don't understand was she supporting or making fun of me? BAh! I don't care as I land my ass on the sofa and grab the newspaper and glance through it.The only part I read seriously is the cartoon section in the end.Well during exam I used to read the 'Horoscope section' too. But they were never helpful.

10:45 AM-
Start flipping through MtV,zoom- isko dekho while my mothers voice drowned the songs with her " First you get up late.Instead of taking bath doing puja or eating breakfast you have to go watch half naked gals dance around trees..raama raama..".

11:00 AM-
The pleasant honeymoon with TV and the semi-naked gals ends as Mom again launches into war of words this time a good measure of aunt and my grandparents thrown in for support.The lone warrior that I am is unperturbed by this volley of chaste remarks on my "lifestyle" as I refuse to bulge from the sofa untill I realise something and I run behind mom and start begging..for coffee. After the brew is in. my day begins!




after 12:00 PM-
Baaki ka time( yeah I still manage to have some more time)

Switch on the comp!
Staring out of the window.
Checking out the gal in the neighbouring house through the window.
Ok I don't do that.REALLY!
Net
Reading a novel
Staring out of the window.
Checking out the of the girl in the neigbouring house through the window.
Wait! thats her father!!
Oops!!
more Net, explaining to arun what I did alday
Messaging my friends!
'Yo wasup!!'
'Hey ther'
'Heloo'
Yeah rarely I do get a reply!
and more Net.

1.30 AM -

And then its time to sleep again!