Friday, May 23, 2008

Chapter 4 :A B Sheki from Mumbai,Mind IT!!

Kill them!! Kill them!! Yeah!!Yuhoo!!And all danced like Tribals in a remote island of Andamans.
This was no scene of US soldiers in Iraq or Power hungry goons in civil war torn Nigeria.
This is what some of the best brains did while playing DOTA or War Games sitting in their dark and dirty hostel which was disturbingly named “Gajagamini”, in NITK Surathkal.
And miles away from all the action Sheki just couldn’t resist the temptation to go ‘Ratattaaaa’ on the keyboard as he looked closely at the invading alien like army ( He also missed the small mouse in his room which loved his socks). Seriously disturbed by the “Hey shona” song which he was forcefully made to play in the background, Sheki lost the 3rd straight game, this just wasn’t his day and he closed the laptop and mocked throwing it away much to despair of Sabi.
He had big plans for the 3 days of holidays he was spending in Mysore instead of at his home in Mumbai( bugger!! swictches loyalities like he changes cities, Fan of Mumbai Indians, Not that we support RC!!) . But like most plans it was showing signs of flopping .All he had done in the last 12 hours 36 minutes 12 seconds of his stay in Mysore was drink 4 glasses of coke, eat 3 chips(exactly, Mama didn’t believe in sharing equally in matters of food) ,browse through some useless Chinese website to get the key gen of a latest antivirus, getting pissed at Pikku for reminding everyone of Lobo(she is his classmate) and hearing all sorts of true and cooked up stories about him and her that they came to know from his arch nemesis Congo who was in the same hostel and class and reassuring everyone for the 563rd time that she had ditched him long back( Coz he sucked at dancing with her, actually he sucked at dancing alone too) and sleeping in this favorite Blue t-shirt with a Mermaid on it which said “ I am an amphibian” which more or less explained the drowning sensation he felt whenever in the presence of gals and still managing to survive and live another day. All the Marijuana and the clean Vodka’s couldn’t help to maintain the same confidence which he felt on the pixels of his computer screen as he would often be heard yelling “ Don’t take advantage of me!!!!” whenever stoned with Vodka, in other words, he felt more insecure when drunk!!
So in order to make his long journey in a AC bus(the bearded guy next to him did look like Osama) worthwhile he asked Sabi(the official Manager of the Gang) to arrange a small reunion of all school friends who are now in Mysore( Most would be as it was Holidays)
Though he often claims to be pissed off by all the Gossip ,deep down he just loved it and what better way then a reunion to get all the news and gossip to make his day and in any case Reunion meant Gals and he never complained when it came to Gals, more the merrier!!!
But the best part was, he would get to meet her,see her . It was all worth it!!!
He just loved the ignorance that the other guys were living in about his 1st crush in school. He was happy Pikku had no clue who she was, let him talk about the stupid Lobo for the rest of his life!!
Ha!! He breathed out in relief! (regretted it soon and walked to bathroom to brush his teeth!!)

Disclaimer:This is very Fictional,in fact this is the height of Fiction!!

5 comments:

Unknown said...

lobo
lobo
lobo
lobo
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(on behalf of sekhi)

keep up the gud work piku!!!

Unknown said...

hehe..
this is is really more of fiction!!
good work...as usual!!
same style of riting!!
try somethin still interesting!!

Nightmare.. said...

Boring! =O Thats what I can say!
You better put an end to this dream of yours if you continue with boring note! :-(

There are 2 reasons why I don't like it!
1. My history text was better than this!
2. You have started to dream too much these days! =P


C'mon! This isn't your best! :-(
I want funny onez!!
* protests *
FUNNY ! FUNNY!! I WANT FUNNIER ONES!!

abhi said...

nice macha bt nt as gud as mine or mama's or even moron's fr tat matter...bt keep up de gud work...
'm stil waitin fr ur buk release...!!!

Abhishek K said...

this is absolutely fictional....i found this one better...but comparisons are in vain...ya and i am damn bored of writing comments