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Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Colours
I wake up from a deep slumber like in a doped trance,
mind too numb after dreaming of a ugly pheasant’s dance.
The kaleidoscope lying beside the book of Brown,
catches my attention and I look through with a frown.
I see the colours that were sucked off my life al along,
dancing in merry inside the thing so small and long.
Compared to the smiling violet, cute indigo, pretty blue with rest of the GYOR,
the monotonous black and white of my life seemed such a distant boring blur.
The lust to have it all awakens in me and I,
fall in love with the kaleidoscope, to please my eye.
Trying to take some of the colours, I pulled and tugged without kind,
deeper and deeper into the darkest corner of my mind.
Until I realised I had sucked in all the colour and glamour,
but still deep down I felt bad, just like a newly ditched lover.
Only then I realised, it was the light that made the kaleidoscope colourful,
So I agreed with them, coz as they say only Love makes life beautiful.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
My dairy entry for today!
My cousin recently started writing a dairy.And the curious guy that I am, I leafed through it, yup totally ignoring the warning that said " U are so shameless.Stop reading other's dairy" and I invaded his privacy. Well he is studying in 8th std and in the same school that I had, the gr8 MPV. So I was expecting to get some juicy bits because as far as I remember, 7th-8th std were the most controversial years in school. My classmates would agree.We, the whole class learnt the taboo words S*ck and F*ck and used it generously.Thats not all, we learnt and did a lot of other things. So I was quite curious to find something like that in his dairy.
But sadly, I was dissapointed.What lay there was just a log of events with time and place.
"I woke up at 7.30 and left to school at 8.30"
" We played throwball in the games period. By the time of the bell, the score for both teams was leveled at 2-2."
and so on..
There goes my chance to tease him for sometime.Yeah am a lousy evil child teaser.Huh! whatver.
Anyways I myself never wrote a dairy.You may ask what about this blog? Well this is not exactly an e-dairy.This is more of a platform where I pretend to be smartass and come up with somewhat funnier pjs and tease my friends like in the previous posts. So well let me give you sneak-peek into what my dairy would look like.( writing like my cousin)
10:00 AM-
Sunrise! (never seen it for the past many months or is it years?)
My day starts at 10 AM when all the early morning walkers and joggers in the park in front of my house are replaced my college going gals who come all the way to college and bunk their class and sit under the shade of a tree with their jobless boyfriends. No am not jealous !
You would expect a line about how my mother/sister would be trying to get me off my bed.But no.They have stopped trying! ;)
10:20 AM-
Getting off the bed:(is the most painfull)
I get off the bed after reading through all the goodmorning and non-veg forwards to begin the day on my cellphone.Just as I step off the bed, staring back at me is a very horrible sight in the mirror.WTF is that? oh!
And scratching and stretching I walk down to make my mouth and breath 'tazaa'. Not that I blow on the face of every other girl I meet.But stil I do brush!
As my mother starts her usual "Is this the time?? all are done with their breakfast". My aunt who is here answers "no no why you scolding him? he is up early. yesterday he was even more late" I don't understand was she supporting or making fun of me? BAh! I don't care as I land my ass on the sofa and grab the newspaper and glance through it.The only part I read seriously is the cartoon section in the end.Well during exam I used to read the 'Horoscope section' too. But they were never helpful.
10:45 AM-
Start flipping through MtV,zoom- isko dekho while my mothers voice drowned the songs with her " First you get up late.Instead of taking bath doing puja or eating breakfast you have to go watch half naked gals dance around trees..raama raama..".
11:00 AM-
The pleasant honeymoon with TV and the semi-naked gals ends as Mom again launches into war of words this time a good measure of aunt and my grandparents thrown in for support.The lone warrior that I am is unperturbed by this volley of chaste remarks on my "lifestyle" as I refuse to bulge from the sofa untill I realise something and I run behind mom and start begging..for coffee. After the brew is in. my day begins!
after 12:00 PM-
Baaki ka time( yeah I still manage to have some more time)
Switch on the comp!
Staring out of the window.
Checking out the gal in the neighbouring house through the window.
Ok I don't do that.REALLY!
Net
Reading a novel
Staring out of the window.
Checking out the of the girl in the neigbouring house through the window.
Wait! thats her father!!
Oops!!
more Net, explaining to arun what I did alday
Messaging my friends!
'Yo wasup!!'
'Hey ther'
'Heloo'
Yeah rarely I do get a reply!
and more Net.
1.30 AM -
And then its time to sleep again!
But sadly, I was dissapointed.What lay there was just a log of events with time and place.
"I woke up at 7.30 and left to school at 8.30"
" We played throwball in the games period. By the time of the bell, the score for both teams was leveled at 2-2."
and so on..
There goes my chance to tease him for sometime.Yeah am a lousy evil child teaser.Huh! whatver.
Anyways I myself never wrote a dairy.You may ask what about this blog? Well this is not exactly an e-dairy.This is more of a platform where I pretend to be smartass and come up with somewhat funnier pjs and tease my friends like in the previous posts. So well let me give you sneak-peek into what my dairy would look like.( writing like my cousin)
10:00 AM-
Sunrise! (never seen it for the past many months or is it years?)
My day starts at 10 AM when all the early morning walkers and joggers in the park in front of my house are replaced my college going gals who come all the way to college and bunk their class and sit under the shade of a tree with their jobless boyfriends. No am not jealous !
You would expect a line about how my mother/sister would be trying to get me off my bed.But no.They have stopped trying! ;)
10:20 AM-
Getting off the bed:(is the most painfull)
I get off the bed after reading through all the goodmorning and non-veg forwards to begin the day on my cellphone.Just as I step off the bed, staring back at me is a very horrible sight in the mirror.WTF is that? oh!
And scratching and stretching I walk down to make my mouth and breath 'tazaa'. Not that I blow on the face of every other girl I meet.But stil I do brush!
As my mother starts her usual "Is this the time?? all are done with their breakfast". My aunt who is here answers "no no why you scolding him? he is up early. yesterday he was even more late" I don't understand was she supporting or making fun of me? BAh! I don't care as I land my ass on the sofa and grab the newspaper and glance through it.The only part I read seriously is the cartoon section in the end.Well during exam I used to read the 'Horoscope section' too. But they were never helpful.
10:45 AM-
Start flipping through MtV,zoom- isko dekho while my mothers voice drowned the songs with her " First you get up late.Instead of taking bath doing puja or eating breakfast you have to go watch half naked gals dance around trees..raama raama..".
11:00 AM-
The pleasant honeymoon with TV and the semi-naked gals ends as Mom again launches into war of words this time a good measure of aunt and my grandparents thrown in for support.The lone warrior that I am is unperturbed by this volley of chaste remarks on my "lifestyle" as I refuse to bulge from the sofa untill I realise something and I run behind mom and start begging..for coffee. After the brew is in. my day begins!
after 12:00 PM-
Baaki ka time( yeah I still manage to have some more time)
Switch on the comp!
Staring out of the window.
Checking out the gal in the neighbouring house through the window.
Ok I don't do that.REALLY!
Net
Reading a novel
Staring out of the window.
Checking out the of the girl in the neigbouring house through the window.
Wait! thats her father!!
Oops!!
more Net, explaining to arun what I did alday
Messaging my friends!
'Yo wasup!!'
'Hey ther'
'Heloo'
Yeah rarely I do get a reply!
and more Net.
1.30 AM -
And then its time to sleep again!
this was kinda spooky :D
Vishnuvardhan is a kannada actor who died today morning
I promise I hadn't saved such a name in my contacts!!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Scarred to death
Taking a long puff off his beedi he blows the unholy smoke into the winter night.As the smoke clears, he sees a dark silhouette approaching him.Clad in a black saree,the pallu covering her head.Her beautiful face hidden in the darkness and the shadow of the looming trees lining the street.
Stomping the beedi under his shoes he walks towards her with a eerie confidence which detered her. He had approached the same way then and she had loved it.Her heart starts beating wildly as he closes in.Just like it had then. He stares at her as the wind blows her saree revealing her milky white waist.She could see the hunger in his eyes as he looked at her body.The calmness outside was contrats to the screams of her past.The screaming thoughts in her head were starting to build up with each second under his lecherous gaze. Then in one swift motion she pulls out the gun,points it at his heart. She could hear his heart pound or was it hers? Then she pulls the trigger and watches, as the bullet rips through his heart.She thought she knew the love he felt.She was wrong. Now she knew the pain he would feel.She was right this time .The sound of the shot merged with the scream and it echoed into the night.Just like it had when he had splashed the burning acid on her beautiful face.As she had cried in pain, he had sneered.Now falling down, he cought the last glimpse of her scarred face as the pallu finally gave way to the rushing cold wind. She sneered and walked off.Then she had wanted to share all the happiness with him and now she had shared her pain!
P.s: fiction listening to 'give unto me' by evanesence.
Stomping the beedi under his shoes he walks towards her with a eerie confidence which detered her. He had approached the same way then and she had loved it.Her heart starts beating wildly as he closes in.Just like it had then. He stares at her as the wind blows her saree revealing her milky white waist.She could see the hunger in his eyes as he looked at her body.The calmness outside was contrats to the screams of her past.The screaming thoughts in her head were starting to build up with each second under his lecherous gaze. Then in one swift motion she pulls out the gun,points it at his heart. She could hear his heart pound or was it hers? Then she pulls the trigger and watches, as the bullet rips through his heart.She thought she knew the love he felt.She was wrong. Now she knew the pain he would feel.She was right this time .The sound of the shot merged with the scream and it echoed into the night.Just like it had when he had splashed the burning acid on her beautiful face.As she had cried in pain, he had sneered.Now falling down, he cought the last glimpse of her scarred face as the pallu finally gave way to the rushing cold wind. She sneered and walked off.Then she had wanted to share all the happiness with him and now she had shared her pain!
P.s: fiction listening to 'give unto me' by evanesence.
New Year conversations:
me: so its 2010.atleast get a gf this year maga. Or planning to just get married? ;)
Abhinav: Pinda! 6 more months maga and juniors will come, can patao some one. ;)
Abhinav: oh! wait thats not gonna happen! damn!! **another plan flops***
me: Yo happy new year mr i-love-nitk
Abhishek: laughing and crying at the same time.Nostalgic about the last 'new year celebration' in NITK.'**hick** bottoms up entire bottle and then grabs another. 'buzy with fest dude'.
me: hey wats new 4 new year?
Aparna: I lovee Avril! she has such a fair skin...spotless.god! awesome! i just lovvee her.
Me : uh ok!yeah superb voice...so what plans for new year?
Aparna: Its complicated!
Me: oh y? wat hapnd?
Aparna: thats my fav. Avril song u dummo!
me: :|
me: tweets- happy new year evry1!!!
Arun: tweets- hurrayy!!! RT @ijackinjosh 2010 spl: new ifone hack makes music on ur ifone audible!
me:so wats ur new year resolution?
Pallavi: hahahahaahahahaahahaaa hahahahahahahaa new year resolution? hahahahaa hahahahahahaha :D
me: that wasn't a joke!
Pallavi: oh!
me: Hey pondi trip in 2nd week of jan..wat say?
Preetham: nothing.Am not coming anywher.
Me: ok! u may want to 'GO' somewher na ;) u knw ';);););)'
Pretham: Appolo done, BMH done, Colambia asia...umm...nice...
me: happy new year dude.
me: wat plans/resoutions?
me: heloo
me: kahan mar gaya saale??
me: knock knock!
me: BUZZ!
Shubhendu: Kem cho baby? mera garma garam dhokla bahut swaadish che want some? ;)
me: what?
Shubendu: sory nt for u!
me: yo jackass! happy new year!
Vivek: wat new year? phati padi he BC!
me: why what happnd?
Vivek: I talked to her for 3 hours yest nite! I think I love her!
me: yeah I know that you told me about madhu 2 weeks back, whats new?
Vivek: saale am talkin abt sonia not madhu!
me: F*ck U!!!
P.S: not really.. ;)
Abhinav: Pinda! 6 more months maga and juniors will come, can patao some one. ;)
Abhinav: oh! wait thats not gonna happen! damn!! **another plan flops***
me: Yo happy new year mr i-love-nitk
Abhishek: laughing and crying at the same time.Nostalgic about the last 'new year celebration' in NITK.'**hick** bottoms up entire bottle and then grabs another. 'buzy with fest dude'.
me: hey wats new 4 new year?
Aparna: I lovee Avril! she has such a fair skin...spotless.god! awesome! i just lovvee her.
Me : uh ok!yeah superb voice...so what plans for new year?
Aparna: Its complicated!
Me: oh y? wat hapnd?
Aparna: thats my fav. Avril song u dummo!
me: :|
me: tweets- happy new year evry1!!!
Arun: tweets- hurrayy!!! RT @ijackinjosh 2010 spl: new ifone hack makes music on ur ifone audible!
me:so wats ur new year resolution?
Pallavi: hahahahaahahahaahahaaa hahahahahahahaa new year resolution? hahahahaa hahahahahahaha :D
me: that wasn't a joke!
Pallavi: oh!
me: Hey pondi trip in 2nd week of jan..wat say?
Preetham: nothing.Am not coming anywher.
Me: ok! u may want to 'GO' somewher na ;) u knw ';);););)'
Pretham: Appolo done, BMH done, Colambia asia...umm...nice...
me: happy new year dude.
me: wat plans/resoutions?
me: heloo
me: kahan mar gaya saale??
me: knock knock!
me: BUZZ!
Shubhendu: Kem cho baby? mera garma garam dhokla bahut swaadish che want some? ;)
me: what?
Shubendu: sory nt for u!
me: yo jackass! happy new year!
Vivek: wat new year? phati padi he BC!
me: why what happnd?
Vivek: I talked to her for 3 hours yest nite! I think I love her!
me: yeah I know that you told me about madhu 2 weeks back, whats new?
Vivek: saale am talkin abt sonia not madhu!
me: F*ck U!!!
P.S: not really.. ;)
Sunday, December 27, 2009
20 Things you may not know!
1) I use shortforms for a word if I don't know the correct spling.
2) I once recorded my 'singing' with some background music. It sounded just like Tom when his tail gets trapped in a mouse trap he set for Jerry..but with the same background music.
3) I get realy weird dreams at night!I mean it.WEIRD! Last night I cured some dangerous disease( I can't recall what) by doing something( I can't recall that either) by opening the pressure cooker in 1 particular angle( again I can't recall the measure of that angle)!! I felt AWESOME untill the buzzing mosquito spoiled it!SORRY I COULDN'T SAVE HUMANITY with the help of a pressure cooker.I will try again tonight.
4) In any conversation, I do tend to take the 'OTHER' meaning and have "eeeheehehehehehe" in my head!
5) I am a SRK fan.Most of my friends HATE him! And I love to piss them off! :P (sadistic pleasure)
6) I don't watch any horror movies.And thats's because they are not scary!
7) I had to wack my brain hard to come up with the 7th point and I thought 7 is fav/lucky no.
8) I don't know why I do these 20 things. And why the hell 20?
9) I love to do that sudden "BBOOoowwwaaaahahhhhaaa" to scare people when its dark.
10) Please don't try the above trick on me!
11) I love driving at 5-10 kms/hr.Till I realised it wasn't really funny or cool! :|
12) Even at 5-10 kms/hr... there will be a cool background music playing in my head just like in the movies..yeah I took the slo-mo too seriously!
13) I fuckin use the fuckin f word when am fuckin frustrated.Other times I censor it like this-- F*ck!
14) I love curly hairs.NO not the pubic hair!
15) I think Twilight is lame! Vampires should look scary and suck blood not climb trees with a stupid gal on your back like a female monkey and its baby!!
16) Farmville --- seriously WTF?
17) She has a awesome smile,beautiful eyes, great curves and curls.YES! Finally I admit, I LOVE HER!
18) Do not click on the above link and DROOOL!! SHE IS MINE!! ;)
19) Lately, I dont care about somethings which used to bother me a lot before!
20) But please do leave a comment ;)
2) I once recorded my 'singing' with some background music. It sounded just like Tom when his tail gets trapped in a mouse trap he set for Jerry..but with the same background music.
3) I get realy weird dreams at night!I mean it.WEIRD! Last night I cured some dangerous disease( I can't recall what) by doing something( I can't recall that either) by opening the pressure cooker in 1 particular angle( again I can't recall the measure of that angle)!! I felt AWESOME untill the buzzing mosquito spoiled it!SORRY I COULDN'T SAVE HUMANITY with the help of a pressure cooker.I will try again tonight.
4) In any conversation, I do tend to take the 'OTHER' meaning and have "eeeheehehehehehe" in my head!
5) I am a SRK fan.Most of my friends HATE him! And I love to piss them off! :P (sadistic pleasure)
6) I don't watch any horror movies.And thats's because they are not scary!
7) I had to wack my brain hard to come up with the 7th point and I thought 7 is fav/lucky no.
8) I don't know why I do these 20 things. And why the hell 20?
9) I love to do that sudden "BBOOoowwwaaaahahhhhaaa" to scare people when its dark.
10) Please don't try the above trick on me!
11) I love driving at 5-10 kms/hr.Till I realised it wasn't really funny or cool! :|
12) Even at 5-10 kms/hr... there will be a cool background music playing in my head just like in the movies..yeah I took the slo-mo too seriously!
13) I fuckin use the fuckin f word when am fuckin frustrated.Other times I censor it like this-- F*ck!
14) I love curly hairs.NO not the pubic hair!
15) I think Twilight is lame! Vampires should look scary and suck blood not climb trees with a stupid gal on your back like a female monkey and its baby!!
16) Farmville --- seriously WTF?
17) She has a awesome smile,beautiful eyes, great curves and curls.YES! Finally I admit, I LOVE HER!
18) Do not click on the above link and DROOOL!! SHE IS MINE!! ;)
19) Lately, I dont care about somethings which used to bother me a lot before!
20) But please do leave a comment ;)
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