Stuffs to do when at home on a very long holiday.

1) Wake up at noon , make plans for the rest of the day, go back to sleep. Hibernate like grisly bears but look cute as a teddy bear ;)

2) Watch a group of elderly ladies do exercise in the park. It’s a cheaper version of those “health shows” on TV. The aah’s,ooo’s and the movement of other body parts are kinda fun in a sick way.

3) Pair your friends with some gal. Talk about it all the time. Don’t give up inspite of his repeated denials. Keep at it so much so that your friend actually starts to think “ya I guess you are right.. I love her”. Then watch the fun unfold! :D

4) Go to a park take your camera along and click photos of the beautiful nature. Hmm.. if only you could FOCUS on one thing ;)

5) Have a booz party at the house of a relative of your friend. Get high on booz but still make it very clear to everyone that you are not high and then dance to “prem ki nayya”, do the mirror and rope steps and boast “am so good at this”. CAUTION:THIS IS FUN BUT IS VERY PAINFUL on the eyes of those watchin you.MIND IT.

6) Make an elaborate plan for a vacation to far off place and then discuss how it’s not possible.

7) Call/Message your friends and lure them into bunking their college so that you can all hang out.And when you do,never discuss attendance it wil hurt your friend.

8) After reading this post, the above trick might not work.

9) Build your body, yeah even the tummy will do!

10) Try out ways to end your long holiday. It’s so long ’m running out of ideas now.

11) Read books, watch movies,listen to music.Rent, borrow or download.

12) >>> A LUCKY* WINNER* GETS TO WRITE* THIS POINT* <<< *Conditions Apply.

13) Stare into the dark sky at night and wonder why do girls never mind when their girl friends are all "muuaahh love u baby hugs.. ♥ uuuu" but the moment you try those on them,they go "dude stop it!"

14)Sit with your little cousin and watch 2 dragon flies hover around and then roll your eyes ,pretend to be surprised and say ‘double-decker helicofter’ when the two decide to mate mid-air!

15)Don’t sit with your little cousin and watch your neighbours. That would be really sick and may spoil the kid because there can’t be a double-decker aunty/uncle!

16) Shave your head, dance stupidly with your friend’s GF then ride piggy back on your friend and call him ‘Paa’ .

17) Take loads of facebook quizzes; say "OMG its sooo truee :D " when the result is what you like it to be, frown and call the quiz stupid and ridiculous if you don’t like the result OR open fortune cookies which are sometimes really unfortunate. TIMEPASS!!

18) Reply to questions like “what did you do all day” from your friends with “FU* K U!! SCRE# U A$$HOLE!! DON’T EVER ASK ME THAT QUESTION AGAIN! DO U GET IT U FUC*in PRICK? so wat did u do all day? :)"


19) THiNK a lot, smile ear to ear , dance like no one is watching, love deeply, cry silently ,laugh out loud, eat loads of pills. Oops I did it again! ;)

20-twenty , ODI or tests SACHIN is GOD! :)

In fond memory of 'matre' Mama

In the context of Mama's love for PILLS/Tablets/Matre and his refusal to come and hangout anywhere with his friends fom the past few days/months.



1)Favorite Quote:
Some pills fail, but don't lose heart just wait for the right one
because God has arranged for a perfect PILL for you somewhere.

2)Favourite movie Dialog:
"Arre ooo Saambha... kitne Pills the?? "

3)General Telephonic conversation:

a)Hello.. *GRUNT* *GRUNT* *GRRR*
b)Helo... Iam not coming!!!!
c)uumm... no wont come.
d).... I can't come...
e) I will eat t*b**ts if you don't come!!! Iam serious!!

4)The above short conversations proves 1 thing:
His Phone pill will be pretty low. :P

5)Favourite food:
Gobi 65,pill 55,Butter Naan,Butter kulcha,pills,Butter pills?

6)Favourite passtime:
SHopping for pills in drug stores with "50% OFF sale on DOLO and PARACETAMOL" boards


7)Favourite movies:
Pill wale dulhaniya le jayenge ;)
Kabhi Dolo Kabhi paracetamol
Pill Se
Pill De Basanti
Tablets Zameen par
Pills ( yet to be released madhur bandharkar movie)

8)Favourite Song:
Dolo (650) re dolo(650) re from DEVDAS !! (Only some people will get this joke)

9)In my room you will find:
Me, My computer, books and my table(ts)

10)When young,used to throw tantrums at friends:
"we will only play popping the pills.. otherwise I WONT COME"!!

11)Movie watched on a recent date:
Pill bole hodiyappa

12)Dreamgal: Come, lets run away and get married my love <3 :)
He: I am NOT COMING ANYWHERRR!!!!!!!!

13)Favourite Jeffrey archer book:
Not a pill more, not a pill less

14)Favourite romantic Novel of all time:
A Pill to remember

15)Currently reading:
Some random book on Pill-o-sphy

16)Favorite Patriotic Qoute:
'TUM MUJHE PILL DO..MEIN TUMHE AZADI DOONGA'

17)LKG-UKG days:
A for Apple, B for Balls,....T for tablets..Z for zzzzz...

18)My idea of a perfect date:
Me and my dream gal on a candle light dinner at a pool side table(T)

19)A NONVEG JOKE:
One thing heard frequently by pakkadmane (neighbours) at night after his marriage:
"I am not cuming .. I am not cuming.... I think.. I need a PILL ;)"

20)When saying goodbye to loved ones:
Hum he raahi pyaar ke, Pill milenge chalte chalte..*Geeeee :D*

?????

When I was growing up I had lots of questions. ARE WE THERE YET? WHY DOES MOON HAVE DARK SPOTS? WHY DO STARS SHINE? ARE WE THERE YET? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY @#$#$%? WHY DOES MY HEART BEAT FASTER WHEN I SEE HER? These questions continue to this day but the questions themselves are not clear and are more of a confusion . Only the question marks “???” at the end are more profound.

To be happy or sad???
Now that I'm full time home waiting for my 'work' part of life to start, these realizations haunt me. My buddy tells me to enjoy the holidays while it lasts. But the uncertainty of the ending of this supposed ‘bliss time' makes it hard to enjoy or sulk for that matter. Uncertainty rules my life. I am always uncertain and this leaves a lot of questions in my head. Should I be happily 'enjoying' the holidays or feel sad because it will end 'someday' which I am waiting for in the 1st place!

To be jealous or not to be?????
I can't bunk college! I can't go watch a movie 1st day 1st show! Should I be jealous of my other friends or not. I can’t Bunk classes and talk crap under a tree or play games which we used to play in school ( sabi is doing it a lot these days).Can’t make a long unplanned trip! My lecturers still advice me " allu heege irbeda"( don't be like the way you were in college at your workplace) , "become serious at least there ram!!". Thing is , I don't want to change, always believed that behaving and discipline is for the old and the ARMY! Age catches up I guess! But then again, I can be Independent!!

To be nice or not to be????
"sure no problem"( really??? ) Do I have to agree to everything my peers wish? Why don't I ever say no???? Is it the need to be "accepted as a good guy" or what? Why can't I be not nice and say NO to the "requests" people make when at the back of my mind I least care????
Or is that I am too much of a 'help all buddha' ( baad mein apne gaand mein danda! that rhymes ;) ) Quite a few of my deeds have ended up in me suffering soon after, which is always because of the supposed help I gave to that selfish someone. Or is it too much to expect back anything! Will I be bad if I am not nice? Will I be any good if I am nice????

Even after 100s of Facebook quizzes telling me everything from what I was in my past birth" to the "true personality test" I am no way close to figuring out myself! Getting stuck trying to choose from a simple T-shirt to the deeper questions in life, I am pretty much confused in almost everything! Do I shoo away the cute little pup peeing on my gate or not? Should I let go the poor little kid trying to steal my old cycle which I don’t use anymore or not???? If there’s a great chance that the risk will ruin my life, should I take it? It may make my life. Should I really think so much or not???? What the hell am I thinking about exactly???? Should I crack a PJ at this stage to make the whole post seem funny or not?? Will you really laugh at it or not??? BTW do I even make good PJs or not????????? HELP!

And so the questions and confusion continues…
ARE WE THERE YET??
Not yet...

King v/s King

Can you piss off the King of Goodtimes? well King K(h)an!
Take a look at the (fake/real disputed) Vijay Mallya's tweets from during the IPL season 2.
Makes a Fun read though! :)


Hey someone told me about some blogger-player from the knightriders bitching.. I think its srk himself.. publicity masterstroke, man!
12:35 PM May 1st from web

i have a theory baout kolkata knight riders
2:47 PM May 4th from web

if you bet on a good side and it loses a couple of times, you keep the bet on thnking that it'll eventually pay off..
2:47 PM May 4th from web

that's the case with kkr.. you keep thinking it'll manage to recover but it never does.. and even thoug
2:48 PM May 4th from web

even though they're horrible in every single match the match ALWAYS manages to go down to the last ball.. or at least the very last over..
2:48 PM May 4th from web

how can they all be cliffhangers? every match? I think it's marketing genius.. captain drama, dada drama, srk's hand, fake blogger..
2:50 PM May 4th from web

and now a team which just CANT win.. but still manages to bring the match to the last ball.
2:50 PM May 4th from web

so even though they're bottom of the league.. kkr is still the ONLY team people are talking about.. they even took Joker tag away from us..
2:52 PM May 4th from web

what do you all think?
2:53 PM May 4th from web

it's just a theory I've been thinking about for a while now.. wanted to share with you guys.. anyway glad kkr makes rest of us look good.
2:54 PM May 4th from web

@AaruC haha.. good good.. lots of people laughing about sRK.. but I think he's laughing to the bank.. his team makes money, ours don't..
2:57 PM May 4th from web in reply to AaruC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sent shahrukh a lifetime's supply of kingfisher.. HAHAHAHAHAHA last night was fantastic HAHAHAHA
12:31 PM May 13th from web

Dammit.. Khan just sent me a message on my phone saying 'njoy. Bangalore are the new Kolkata.' $%^&*()!!
10:39 PM May 21st from web



lol!

Sunshine

Sunshine! It always bought up a smile on his face when he saw one. And with the smile came memories. Memories of a little Sunshine. She was 8, a year younger than he was. Even then, like now, he couldn’t define love, but he did feel one. They couldn't be separated from each other since they were 3; much to the envy of the other kids they did everything together. They were made for each other. He & little sunshine. The rest of the whole world was plain boring and they wouldn’t be bothered or cared about except for may be sunshine's parents. He didn’t care much about his.
They were the best of friends, inseparable, attached like no other could. Not like they didn’t disagree, they did disagree and fought on a lot of things, ranging from the color of her frock (which was pink and he thought it was YUCK!!), to the shape of the clouds .He thought the cloud looked like big fire breathing wing spread dragon (she thought it was a shapeless mass of cloud). But this disagreement didn't stop him from taking her to the cliff side on a sunny and yet a rainy day. She hadn't believed him the last time when he told her how spectacular the rainbow looks from the top, so he just wanted to show her this time. And they ran, fell and again ran in the muddy path leading to the cliff. Panting and wet both of them were awestruck at the sheer beauty arching its way through the clouds to a point far away on both sides. The look on her face was worth it. She leapt in joy clapping as if it they were in a rock concert. She ran to the edge of the cliff. Her wet frock fluttered slightly in the wind. Her wet hair ran widely like snakes on her shoulder. she opened up her arms as if trying to reach out and hug the beautiful view in front of her. "Its sooo beautiful.. I love u " she yelped and turned around. That was the last instant he caught her beautiful eyes.. Happy and lovely like it always was. And then her body jerked backward and down the cliff. Horrified he ran, not towards the cliff but away, he ran, his tears mixed with the waters from the heaven. Reached up to their favorite place, the tree house outside his house and climbed in and locked himself. He could feel her here. Her favorite painting of a big yellow frog with a big dirty mustache (even though it didn’t really look like a frog but which she claimed 1 day would be kept next to the Mona Lisa) was taped on the wooden wall. Her hair clip was lying in a corner next to a box of old stale cookies.
To this day it was the same. Years had passed.
Looking out of his bedroom window at their tree house, which had still looked fresh almost 70 years after, he felt a weird sensation rip through his body as the sharp rays of the morning sunshine hit his pale white skin. This sunshine was different it was coupled by a dark shapeless mass of clouds and a drizzle. And taking out his old reliable walking stick he walked, ran.. started to pant.. and so walked again.. and then ran.. to the edge of the cliff. He was alone this time but he was wet just the same. Throwing away the stick he yelped in joy, though it sounded more like a groan and was accompanied by a fit of coughs. Nonetheless spreading out his arms he felt the same joy he had seen in her eyes. And he savored the beauty around. As a tears trickled down his eyes.He turned around and peered at the sunshine. It was bright, he flickered his eyes, and slowly the bright light filled his eyes. The warmth filled his heart as he spoke "I love you too Sunshine" and then, just like that, everything went dark, and he collapsed into the shadows of the cliff.

swine flu

SWINE FLU SWINE FLU!!! *PANIC* :D

loss in fiction

The moan of the thunder lights the skies,
Her sharp gaze blinds my eyes!
all dryness inside wets the surroundings,
and a smile on her face plays rhythm on my heartstrings!
while the eagle's claw dig into a kangaroo's pouch,
reminds me of her sweet voice, last of which I heard, was in march!
a evil snake’s curled up straight along the highway’
her hair so soft, none of which for me anymore are they?
A mighty volcanic eruption makes snow in the bathroom’
While his hand wraps her so close as they dance together in the ballroom!
A sex starved fish peeps through the glass bowl at the mistress
today as she is gone ,everything is lost, my sweetness!
The sick gorilla winks back at you as it eats rotten mustard,
I hate his guts and the kisses that he gets, the lucky bastard!
In the headlines : a rabbit caught smoking marijuana under the sunlight
it all comes back to me, as finally the darkness wins over the dim light
confused? thats me!