the conversation

JAADU:Buzz! Buzz
Me: Stop doing that!! Its irritating...
JAADU:yeah i know, i just wanted to get ur attention. u have a big decision to make today.
Me:how big?
JAADU:"Change you for better’ kinda big
Me: eh? And who are you? you are from ‘ Koi mil gaya’ aren’t u?
JAADU:well im not human. im another species from a different galaxy on a mission to earth
Me:stop flattering urself.. and im no Hrithik roashan.
JAADU:ok, just let ur cynicism hang for a bit and listen to me.. i cant stress enough on how important this is
Me:alright, u got my attention.. for now. What is it?
JAADU:i say, you have to answer me one question and on that answer rests the your fate
Me: wow! talk about pressure! go on, shoot
JAADU:is what you want to be in life, so different from your ancestors?
Me:WTF! i dont even understand ur question
JAADU:what i mean is, do u think you are ready to take the next step in life?
Me: why do u want to know? and how is it going to change me?
JAADU:i want to know bcos that is my mission. i have to ask u this question and based on ur answer i take my action
Me:tell me all ur possible actions
JAADU:if u say u do believe in yourself and you agree you need to change then i help u.. if not, i terminate myself and let u be.
Me:why me? why now?
JAADU:u were the chosen one bcos of ur personality and understanding of the human mind. Your stupidity and pj cracking skills helped too.
Me:oh i see.yeah am good at those things..Yo!!..Btw u didnt answer, why now?
JAADU:it is the right time now bcos its the month of may.
Me: May? Whats that got to do with anything...all i can think of is my exam!
JAADU:yup.thank god you remembered that.
JAADU:btw - last time we were here, we gave one of the the apes "curiosity".. and practically set evolution of humans in motion.. u better believe that too.
Me:wow! so what r u going to do this time, if i answer yes?
JAADU:what do u think?
Me:how the heck should i know? u r the advanced species.. tell me what u do?
JAADU:i know what i have to do.. i have my orders.. first, i would like to hear what u think
Me:so many things have to change at so many levels.. the answer might be simple but it is definitely not easy
JAADU:ok, fair enough.. just give me a yes or no..
Me: yes,things need to change
JAADU: hmm, Good that you agreed, and here is how you change yourself for good its a simple 3 step process .
1st step: wake up, get your big head off the keyboard
2nd step: and sign off from Yahoo!!!
3rd step : This is the month of may, the month of Exam, your end sem Exam so.... study for your exam!!
Me: Argghhaa.... I just took a break and a short nap!!!
JAADU : yeah rite, your break lasted long, way longer and keyboard ain’t a place to take ur naps!!You lazy bugger .
Me: ok k k …but you were sweeter in the movie!!
JADOO : one more thing, I have no idea what that “ om om om om” means, tell that Roshan guy!!!