B) Girls are like twitter.Not because you can 'follow' and 'tweet' them (I am such a pervert,really!) but because the twitter server acts just like the gal you are hitting on.For example:
C)Remember those days when you used to avoid studying or doing homework because there was a powercut and how your parents used to say 'Visveshwaraya' (or some other brainy guy) studied under the street lights,if you have interest you can do anything. Well that was long time back, he didn't have distractions like now..I mean even on street light....Sigh!
Btw that is Mallika Sherawat in HISSS
D) 10 months down the lane and I still don't get it.
In school it was called copying or more derogatorily ‘cheating’ when you wrote down what your neighbor wrote in the exam because you had no f-ing idea what to write yourself.
But in the corporate world its called “implementing the best practices”.This happens when your boss has no idea how to cope with an issue and just rips off what is being practiced by another team which is working on similar issues.
E)But still we are very 'kind' people.I mean we kindly use the word kind so many kindly fucking times.
ex-
Kindly do the needful.
Kindly revert back
Kindly follow the process fo blah blah.
Kindly call back.
Kindly regret the inconvenience caused(yeah happened,though not intentional)
F) Changing tracks to politics,
Pakistan is a failed state really.The military is ruling and looting that nation. Whereas ours is a true democracy, not just the army everyone gets a piece of the pie
INDIA WINS!!!
G) Currently one of my friend has put up a really weird profile photo in Facebook.Its actually not even a picture.Completely black window.That's it.
Now this is kind of weird really.Imagine Facebook was the real world and profile pictures are what you see of each other when you meet them.So if you were to meet this guy in particular it would be like,well, a guy in Burqa.
Yes! A guy in Burqa.Well the conversations would probably be like the comments he got for that.(Copying the comments directly.No offense to any one really)
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ConcernedFriend1 .............................???? :-/
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Black Photo guy @ConcernedFriend1 : hehehehe
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ConcernedFriend1 what do U wanna convey dude.........??
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Concerned Gal he he!!! wats the matter!!! :)
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Black Photo guy @Friend1 : ntng to convey mate
@Concerned Gal : well heheheheh nice no
(ya right! it would be 'nice' if it were in a fancy dress competition back when you were in 1st grade)
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Concerned Gal ya... creative!!! keep it white... no sad sad!!!
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Black Photo guy hahahahah well will change it after a few days
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Nocreativitysense friend super... profile pic man :) most creative1 indeed..
(thinks Concerned gal is totally wrong and finds a black picture instead of happy white as most creative.indeed.)
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Black Photo guy@Nocreativitysense friend : thnxx bro
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Ilikeanythingdifferentgal fantastic....!!!
(Fantastically stupid)
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Black Photo guy
@Ilikeanythingdifferentgal : thnxxx:)
(feels so good about himself after hearing a compliment about his burqa avatar.Blushes a lot,but behind the burqa ofcourse!)
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Smartgal hmmm... makes so much sense lo.... wr did u get this from Black Photo guy? i cant believe d things it s depicting.... a true marvel....
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Black Photo guy @Smartgal : its just a dumb black picture :)
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Smartgal cant believe u din get d sarcasm Black Photo guy... :P
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Black Photo guy @Smartgal : well nt in such a great mood ya .. so i think i overlooked it
(Thanks the gods for getting an excuse to finally express the actual feeling and reason for wearing burqa)
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Smartgal ayo... wats wrong?
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Black Photo guy @Smartgal come on chat(Read as 'come to our adda')
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Funnyguy Nice pic dude.. U r looking nice, hot, sexy & handsome here in tis pic!
(He means something like this)
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Funnyguy :p
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Dumbgal Wats this...............??? (
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Funnyguy Black Photo guy`s pic
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Black Photo guy @Dumbgal : its a pic
@Funnyguy : heheheh funny
H) Same guy had a status update on Facebook some time back that read "LEAVE ME ALONE"
Yes leave me alone!
Seriously having such status message is like
1) Rakhi Sawanth giving Justice in bikini.
2) Terrorist in his traditional Afghani attire with a long beard and turban with an AK47 in one hand and a bomb in another, getting the directions and talking in a faint voice about the top secret mission into the microphone hidden somewhere in between his hairy face in Times Square.
3) "champagne" and other such one word status updates with a hidden lame meaning put up by girls to make guys wonder.
yes,its all pure ATTENTION SEEKING!!
I)am really really bored and the Black photo guy is really a nice fellow.
