Arbit thoughts

A) halo!( That's a very lovely greeting by the way.Abhinav alias sabi introduced that..supposed to be very romantic and sweet..so all you pretty gals reading this..get the point!)


B) Girls are like twitter.Not because you can 'follow' and 'tweet' them (I am such a pervert,really!) but because the twitter server acts just like the gal you are hitting on.For example:




C)Remember those days when you used to avoid studying or doing homework because there was a powercut and how your parents used to say 'Visveshwaraya' (or some other brainy guy) studied under the street lights,if you have interest you can do anything. Well that was long time back, he didn't have distractions like now..I mean even on street light....Sigh!



Btw that is Mallika Sherawat in HISSS


D) 10 months down the lane and I still don't get it.
In school it was called copying or more derogatorily ‘cheating’ when you wrote down what your neighbor wrote in the exam because you had no f-ing idea what to write yourself.
But in the corporate world its called “implementing the best practices”.This happens when your boss has no idea how to cope with an issue and just rips off what is being practiced by another team which is working on similar issues.


E)But still we are very 'kind' people.I mean we kindly use the word kind so many kindly fucking times.

ex-
Kindly do the needful.
Kindly revert back
Kindly follow the process fo blah blah.
Kindly call back.
Kindly regret the inconvenience caused(yeah happened,though not intentional)


F) Changing tracks to politics,
Pakistan is a failed state really.The military is ruling and looting that nation. Whereas ours is a true democracy, not just the army everyone gets a piece of the pie



INDIA WINS!!!




G) Currently one of my friend has put up a really weird profile photo in Facebook.Its actually not even a picture.Completely black window.That's it.



Now this is kind of weird really.Imagine Facebook was the real world and profile pictures are what you see of each other when you meet them.So if you were to meet this guy in particular it would be like,well, a guy in Burqa.



Yes! A guy in Burqa.Well the conversations would probably be like the comments he got for that.(Copying the comments directly.No offense to any one really)

#
ConcernedFriend1 ‎.............................???? :-/

#
Black Photo guy ‎@ConcernedFriend1 : hehehehe

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ConcernedFriend1 what do U wanna convey dude.........??

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Concerned Gal he he!!! wats the matter!!! :)

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Black Photo guy ‎@Friend1 : ntng to convey mate
@Concerned Gal : well heheheheh nice no

(ya right! it would be 'nice' if it were in a fancy dress competition back when you were in 1st grade)

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Concerned Gal ya... creative!!! keep it white... no sad sad!!!

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Black Photo guy hahahahah well will change it after a few days

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Nocreativitysense friend super... profile pic man :) most creative1 indeed..

(thinks Concerned gal is totally wrong and finds a black picture instead of happy white as most creative.indeed.)
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Black Photo guy‎@Nocreativitysense friend : thnxx bro

#
Ilikeanythingdifferentgal fantastic....!!!

(Fantastically stupid)
#
Black Photo guy
‎@Ilikeanythingdifferentgal : thnxxx:)

(feels so good about himself after hearing a compliment about his burqa avatar.Blushes a lot,but behind the burqa ofcourse!)

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Smartgal hmmm... makes so much sense lo.... wr did u get this from Black Photo guy? i cant believe d things it s depicting.... a true marvel....

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Black Photo guy ‎@Smartgal : its just a dumb black picture :)

#
Smartgal cant believe u din get d sarcasm Black Photo guy... :P

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Black Photo guy ‎@Smartgal : well nt in such a great mood ya .. so i think i overlooked it
(Thanks the gods for getting an excuse to finally express the actual feeling and reason for wearing burqa)
#
Smartgal ayo... wats wrong?

#
Black Photo guy ‎@Smartgal come on chat(Read as 'come to our adda')

#
Funnyguy Nice pic dude.. U r looking nice, hot, sexy & handsome here in tis pic!

(He means something like this)



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Funnyguy ‎:p

#
Dumbgal Wats this...............??? (

#
Funnyguy Black Photo guy`s pic

#
Black Photo guy ‎@Dumbgal : its a pic
@Funnyguy : heheheh funny


H) Same guy had a status update on Facebook some time back that read "LEAVE ME ALONE"
Yes leave me alone!
Seriously having such status message is like

1) Rakhi Sawanth giving Justice in bikini.
2) Terrorist in his traditional Afghani attire with a long beard and turban with an AK47 in one hand and a bomb in another, getting the directions and talking in a faint voice about the top secret mission into the microphone hidden somewhere in between his hairy face in Times Square.
3) "champagne" and other such one word status updates with a hidden lame meaning put up by girls to make guys wonder.

yes,its all pure ATTENTION SEEKING!!

I)am really really bored and the Black photo guy is really a nice fellow.

Kya ba, Kya karto?

Ok for those who did not know, am out of home( finally!!) Yeah they took me out of my room finally after months and then put me in a AC room(which is pretty sadistic and wants to freeze me to death) and show endless PPTs ( well some were really v.v.good.SERIOUSLY).
So again I learnt quite a few stuff ( Am quite a learner eh? )

1) To be Prof-ae-ssional. (Yes that’s how our trainer spells it). :P
2) They tell you it’s just like a family. But they will check your bags, won’t allow you into every other floor. For security reasons they say, well whatever happened to being a family I wonder? Confusing really. Sigh.
3) You should learn all the languages. It really helps in pataoing chiks.( you can be the knight in the shining armour or formal clothing in this case who helps the pretty gal from a distant land) Unlucky guys like me who are lingually challenged or limited to 3 languages lose out in the wild competition. SAD.
4) People still think am silent and that I don’t talk much. And the irony is I am the one who introduced, initiated a conversation, smiled and nodded. What do they expect? Speech??
5) Some people are awesome.
6) Some are jerks.
7) I knew that already. But the AC drove the point deep inside my head. :P
8) There is a torture room without any windows or fresh air. The stale air was suffocating. My batch was allotted that room for training. Am so fucked. Damn it!
9) **Dozed off***
10) I am addicted to caffeine.But even that doesn’t control the sleep sometimes :D
11) HRs are so totally coool…till they lose their cool i.e and then they cut the PPT short and storm-out. :P
12) The HR head says ours is the worst batch in his 20 odd years of career. Its just like in college and school where all the lecturers used to tell the same thing. I feel young again after all the ‘growing ups’:P
13) There is 1 guy whose face forever looks lik this :[ but the moment a senior approaches it turns into :D. I tried to J, :P but all were returned with the same :[ look. I didn’t try ;) though, will do next time. Optimistic :P
14) N/Ws + routers + switches + etc=orgasm.
15) Playing BINGO.
16) Somethings don’t change. I’m still the lord of the last bench.Once me and my friend Guru(not from the movie,but I do sing guru bhai guru bhai aya che aay aaya guru bhai upon his arrival) tried sitting somewhere in the middle of the training room.So we came and took our seats about 10 mins before the sessions.But 5 mins into the sessions we realized we were in the last again. I still haven’t figured how that happened.
17) Was previous point was too long?
18) New beginning,new things, new excitement,new people, new place, new underwear :D
19) Got my Dog tag feel like wagging my tail and barking woof woof and howling into the night.
20) The previous point is to be read as : I got my ID card and am pretty excited seeing and wearing it and wanna yell yoohooo.
21) Now that am thinking of pay and stuff,should I start reading Dilbert soon?



P.S The title means 'wasap dude what doing?' new lingo.

New Year conversations:

me: so its 2010.atleast get a gf this year maga. Or planning to just get married? ;)
Abhinav: Pinda! 6 more months maga and juniors will come, can patao some one. ;)
Abhinav: oh! wait thats not gonna happen! damn!! **another plan flops***



me: Yo happy new year mr i-love-nitk
Abhishek: laughing and crying at the same time.Nostalgic about the last 'new year celebration' in NITK.'**hick** bottoms up entire bottle and then grabs another. 'buzy with fest dude'.



me: hey wats new 4 new year?
Aparna: I lovee Avril! she has such a fair skin...spotless.god! awesome! i just lovvee her.
Me : uh ok!yeah superb voice...so what plans for new year?
Aparna: Its complicated!
Me: oh y? wat hapnd?
Aparna: thats my fav. Avril song u dummo!
me: :|




me: tweets- happy new year evry1!!!
Arun: tweets- hurrayy!!! RT @ijackinjosh 2010 spl: new ifone hack makes music on ur ifone audible!




me:so wats ur new year resolution?
Pallavi: hahahahaahahahaahahaaa hahahahahahahaa new year resolution? hahahahaa hahahahahahaha :D
me: that wasn't a joke!
Pallavi: oh!




me: Hey pondi trip in 2nd week of jan..wat say?
Preetham: nothing.Am not coming anywher.
Me: ok! u may want to 'GO' somewher na ;) u knw ';);););)'
Pretham: Appolo done, BMH done, Colambia asia...umm...nice...




me: happy new year dude.
me: wat plans/resoutions?
me: heloo
me: kahan mar gaya saale??
me: knock knock!
me: BUZZ!
Shubhendu: Kem cho baby? mera garma garam dhokla bahut swaadish che want some? ;)
me: what?
Shubendu: sory nt for u!




me: yo jackass! happy new year!
Vivek: wat new year? phati padi he BC!
me: why what happnd?
Vivek: I talked to her for 3 hours yest nite! I think I love her!
me: yeah I know that you told me about madhu 2 weeks back, whats new?
Vivek: saale am talkin abt sonia not madhu!
me: F*ck U!!!


P.S: not really.. ;)

20 Things you may not know!

1) I use shortforms for a word if I don't know the correct spling.

2) I once recorded my 'singing' with some background music. It sounded just like Tom when his tail gets trapped in a mouse trap he set for Jerry..but with the same background music.

3) I get realy weird dreams at night!I mean it.WEIRD! Last night I cured some dangerous disease( I can't recall what) by doing something( I can't recall that either) by opening the pressure cooker in 1 particular angle( again I can't recall the measure of that angle)!! I felt AWESOME untill the buzzing mosquito spoiled it!SORRY I COULDN'T SAVE HUMANITY with the help of a pressure cooker.I will try again tonight.

4) In any conversation, I do tend to take the 'OTHER' meaning and have "eeeheehehehehehe" in my head!

5) I am a SRK fan.Most of my friends HATE him! And I love to piss them off! :P (sadistic pleasure)

6) I don't watch any horror movies.And thats's because they are not scary!

7) I had to wack my brain hard to come up with the 7th point and I thought 7 is fav/lucky no.

8) I don't know why I do these 20 things. And why the hell 20?

9) I love to do that sudden "BBOOoowwwaaaahahhhhaaa" to scare people when its dark.

10) Please don't try the above trick on me!

11) I love driving at 5-10 kms/hr.Till I realised it wasn't really funny or cool! :|

12) Even at 5-10 kms/hr... there will be a cool background music playing in my head just like in the movies..yeah I took the slo-mo too seriously!

13) I fuckin use the fuckin f word when am fuckin frustrated.Other times I censor it like this-- F*ck!

14) I love curly hairs.NO not the pubic hair!

15) I think Twilight is lame! Vampires should look scary and suck blood not climb trees with a stupid gal on your back like a female monkey and its baby!!

16) Farmville --- seriously WTF?

17) She has a awesome smile,beautiful eyes, great curves and curls.YES! Finally I admit, I LOVE HER!

18) Do not click on the above link and DROOOL!! SHE IS MINE!! ;)

19) Lately, I dont care about somethings which used to bother me a lot before!

20) But please do leave a comment ;)

This is kinda realy very very SAD!! seriously screw VTU!! :| :( :P

P.S: This was at around 10.30 - 10.45 pm and thats like the PRIMETIME!!

Sin

She was new and he had had many before her.Unlike me.He removed the surprisingly bigger dress she was in with ease.My heart pumped harder as his fingers played on her smooth and such a fair skin.I look at him holding her close to his lips and my lusty eyes can see the glow in her face from the distance as he kisses her.I ogle on as she heats up the chilly night. He notices my longing eyes prying on her slender body and with a smug offers me to her. The guy is a pig I think but I thank him for giving me a chance to have her.With a sinfull desire I pull her close to me.She doesn't raise an objection, the bitch was burning with desire.And I take her.And after what felt heavenly, I pull apart with a sense of fullfilment and let out a sigh.The otherwise clear night gets clouded around us as we indulge in what would disgust many.Suddenly he grabbed her back ..away from me..as I stared my mouth open, half in shock and half in lust for more. He said something that hurt me.."Ela neene mugstya? let me have a Puff too dude..this is the last one".






Note: THIS IS PURELY A WORK OF FICTION and random IMAGINATION.Any resemblance to person,ciggy living or butted out is purely coincidental.


WARNING! :SMOKING KILLS!! umm but...Well...nevermind! ;)

20 things Arun tweets or rather RT.

1) Iam f*ing #notstudying #belive me!!
2) Sabi is a NC (Nerdy Ch**t). He slogs till 2 AM.
3) I love @ihackinjosh and @mashable chk this http://bit.ly/Imagaygeek
4) Most popular tweeter in India y'day @chetan_bhagat .Most popular retweeter in India y’day @Arunmohancr beat this #suckers ;) ;)
5) I love RT. REALLY
6) RT @Arunmohancr I love RT. REALLY >> I mean it.
7) Sabi @abhi2603 studies more than me.
8) RT @abhi2603 don’t lie moru... v know u study much more than I do >>> F*ck u NC!!
9) @pixr what you laughing about? Shut up! So what did u do alday ;)
10) Haven’t studied a thing for morrow. Will get screwed ;)
11) @abhi2603 watver.I hardly touched the book for 2 hours.
12) RT @ihackinjosh I am gay
13) WELL I AM NOT!! I RTed that by mistake. RT @Arunmohancr RT @ihackinjosh I am gay.
14) Checking out the new RT feature. So I can RT more. Can I do any more RT ;)
15) I love steve jobs and also other jobs. you knw.
16) I am famous for my Obituary tweets: famous ones are: MJ dies, Piratebay is no more.XYZ..blah blah dies... RIP.
17) Friends follow me here http://bit.ly/8MCrsA.
18) RT @Arunmohancr Friends follow me here http://bit.ly/8MCrsA.. >>>spammers too can follow.
19) RT @Arunmohancr Iam f*ing #notstudying #belive me!! I am playing top gear.
20) YAWN...m off for a much needed long and deep sleep..
10:26 PM Dec 9th from Twitterrific

**Then slog all night**

Stuffs to do when at home on a very long holiday.

1) Wake up at noon , make plans for the rest of the day, go back to sleep. Hibernate like grisly bears but look cute as a teddy bear ;)

2) Watch a group of elderly ladies do exercise in the park. It’s a cheaper version of those “health shows” on TV. The aah’s,ooo’s and the movement of other body parts are kinda fun in a sick way.

3) Pair your friends with some gal. Talk about it all the time. Don’t give up inspite of his repeated denials. Keep at it so much so that your friend actually starts to think “ya I guess you are right.. I love her”. Then watch the fun unfold! :D

4) Go to a park take your camera along and click photos of the beautiful nature. Hmm.. if only you could FOCUS on one thing ;)

5) Have a booz party at the house of a relative of your friend. Get high on booz but still make it very clear to everyone that you are not high and then dance to “prem ki nayya”, do the mirror and rope steps and boast “am so good at this”. CAUTION:THIS IS FUN BUT IS VERY PAINFUL on the eyes of those watchin you.MIND IT.

6) Make an elaborate plan for a vacation to far off place and then discuss how it’s not possible.

7) Call/Message your friends and lure them into bunking their college so that you can all hang out.And when you do,never discuss attendance it wil hurt your friend.

8) After reading this post, the above trick might not work.

9) Build your body, yeah even the tummy will do!

10) Try out ways to end your long holiday. It’s so long ’m running out of ideas now.

11) Read books, watch movies,listen to music.Rent, borrow or download.

12) >>> A LUCKY* WINNER* GETS TO WRITE* THIS POINT* <<< *Conditions Apply.

13) Stare into the dark sky at night and wonder why do girls never mind when their girl friends are all "muuaahh love u baby hugs.. ♥ uuuu" but the moment you try those on them,they go "dude stop it!"

14)Sit with your little cousin and watch 2 dragon flies hover around and then roll your eyes ,pretend to be surprised and say ‘double-decker helicofter’ when the two decide to mate mid-air!

15)Don’t sit with your little cousin and watch your neighbours. That would be really sick and may spoil the kid because there can’t be a double-decker aunty/uncle!

16) Shave your head, dance stupidly with your friend’s GF then ride piggy back on your friend and call him ‘Paa’ .

17) Take loads of facebook quizzes; say "OMG its sooo truee :D " when the result is what you like it to be, frown and call the quiz stupid and ridiculous if you don’t like the result OR open fortune cookies which are sometimes really unfortunate. TIMEPASS!!

18) Reply to questions like “what did you do all day” from your friends with “FU* K U!! SCRE# U A$$HOLE!! DON’T EVER ASK ME THAT QUESTION AGAIN! DO U GET IT U FUC*in PRICK? so wat did u do all day? :)"


19) THiNK a lot, smile ear to ear , dance like no one is watching, love deeply, cry silently ,laugh out loud, eat loads of pills. Oops I did it again! ;)

20-twenty , ODI or tests SACHIN is GOD! :)

In fond memory of 'matre' Mama

In the context of Mama's love for PILLS/Tablets/Matre and his refusal to come and hangout anywhere with his friends fom the past few days/months.



1)Favorite Quote:
Some pills fail, but don't lose heart just wait for the right one
because God has arranged for a perfect PILL for you somewhere.

2)Favourite movie Dialog:
"Arre ooo Saambha... kitne Pills the?? "

3)General Telephonic conversation:

a)Hello.. *GRUNT* *GRUNT* *GRRR*
b)Helo... Iam not coming!!!!
c)uumm... no wont come.
d).... I can't come...
e) I will eat t*b**ts if you don't come!!! Iam serious!!

4)The above short conversations proves 1 thing:
His Phone pill will be pretty low. :P

5)Favourite food:
Gobi 65,pill 55,Butter Naan,Butter kulcha,pills,Butter pills?

6)Favourite passtime:
SHopping for pills in drug stores with "50% OFF sale on DOLO and PARACETAMOL" boards


7)Favourite movies:
Pill wale dulhaniya le jayenge ;)
Kabhi Dolo Kabhi paracetamol
Pill Se
Pill De Basanti
Tablets Zameen par
Pills ( yet to be released madhur bandharkar movie)

8)Favourite Song:
Dolo (650) re dolo(650) re from DEVDAS !! (Only some people will get this joke)

9)In my room you will find:
Me, My computer, books and my table(ts)

10)When young,used to throw tantrums at friends:
"we will only play popping the pills.. otherwise I WONT COME"!!

11)Movie watched on a recent date:
Pill bole hodiyappa

12)Dreamgal: Come, lets run away and get married my love <3 :)
He: I am NOT COMING ANYWHERRR!!!!!!!!

13)Favourite Jeffrey archer book:
Not a pill more, not a pill less

14)Favourite romantic Novel of all time:
A Pill to remember

15)Currently reading:
Some random book on Pill-o-sphy

16)Favorite Patriotic Qoute:
'TUM MUJHE PILL DO..MEIN TUMHE AZADI DOONGA'

17)LKG-UKG days:
A for Apple, B for Balls,....T for tablets..Z for zzzzz...

18)My idea of a perfect date:
Me and my dream gal on a candle light dinner at a pool side table(T)

19)A NONVEG JOKE:
One thing heard frequently by pakkadmane (neighbours) at night after his marriage:
"I am not cuming .. I am not cuming.... I think.. I need a PILL ;)"

20)When saying goodbye to loved ones:
Hum he raahi pyaar ke, Pill milenge chalte chalte..*Geeeee :D*

?????

When I was growing up I had lots of questions. ARE WE THERE YET? WHY DOES MOON HAVE DARK SPOTS? WHY DO STARS SHINE? ARE WE THERE YET? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY @#$#$%? WHY DOES MY HEART BEAT FASTER WHEN I SEE HER? These questions continue to this day but the questions themselves are not clear and are more of a confusion . Only the question marks “???” at the end are more profound.

To be happy or sad???
Now that I'm full time home waiting for my 'work' part of life to start, these realizations haunt me. My buddy tells me to enjoy the holidays while it lasts. But the uncertainty of the ending of this supposed ‘bliss time' makes it hard to enjoy or sulk for that matter. Uncertainty rules my life. I am always uncertain and this leaves a lot of questions in my head. Should I be happily 'enjoying' the holidays or feel sad because it will end 'someday' which I am waiting for in the 1st place!

To be jealous or not to be?????
I can't bunk college! I can't go watch a movie 1st day 1st show! Should I be jealous of my other friends or not. I can’t Bunk classes and talk crap under a tree or play games which we used to play in school ( sabi is doing it a lot these days).Can’t make a long unplanned trip! My lecturers still advice me " allu heege irbeda"( don't be like the way you were in college at your workplace) , "become serious at least there ram!!". Thing is , I don't want to change, always believed that behaving and discipline is for the old and the ARMY! Age catches up I guess! But then again, I can be Independent!!

To be nice or not to be????
"sure no problem"( really??? ) Do I have to agree to everything my peers wish? Why don't I ever say no???? Is it the need to be "accepted as a good guy" or what? Why can't I be not nice and say NO to the "requests" people make when at the back of my mind I least care????
Or is that I am too much of a 'help all buddha' ( baad mein apne gaand mein danda! that rhymes ;) ) Quite a few of my deeds have ended up in me suffering soon after, which is always because of the supposed help I gave to that selfish someone. Or is it too much to expect back anything! Will I be bad if I am not nice? Will I be any good if I am nice????

Even after 100s of Facebook quizzes telling me everything from what I was in my past birth" to the "true personality test" I am no way close to figuring out myself! Getting stuck trying to choose from a simple T-shirt to the deeper questions in life, I am pretty much confused in almost everything! Do I shoo away the cute little pup peeing on my gate or not? Should I let go the poor little kid trying to steal my old cycle which I don’t use anymore or not???? If there’s a great chance that the risk will ruin my life, should I take it? It may make my life. Should I really think so much or not???? What the hell am I thinking about exactly???? Should I crack a PJ at this stage to make the whole post seem funny or not?? Will you really laugh at it or not??? BTW do I even make good PJs or not????????? HELP!

And so the questions and confusion continues…
ARE WE THERE YET??
Not yet...

King v/s King

Can you piss off the King of Goodtimes? well King K(h)an!
Take a look at the (fake/real disputed) Vijay Mallya's tweets from during the IPL season 2.
Makes a Fun read though! :)


Hey someone told me about some blogger-player from the knightriders bitching.. I think its srk himself.. publicity masterstroke, man!
12:35 PM May 1st from web

i have a theory baout kolkata knight riders
2:47 PM May 4th from web

if you bet on a good side and it loses a couple of times, you keep the bet on thnking that it'll eventually pay off..
2:47 PM May 4th from web

that's the case with kkr.. you keep thinking it'll manage to recover but it never does.. and even thoug
2:48 PM May 4th from web

even though they're horrible in every single match the match ALWAYS manages to go down to the last ball.. or at least the very last over..
2:48 PM May 4th from web

how can they all be cliffhangers? every match? I think it's marketing genius.. captain drama, dada drama, srk's hand, fake blogger..
2:50 PM May 4th from web

and now a team which just CANT win.. but still manages to bring the match to the last ball.
2:50 PM May 4th from web

so even though they're bottom of the league.. kkr is still the ONLY team people are talking about.. they even took Joker tag away from us..
2:52 PM May 4th from web

what do you all think?
2:53 PM May 4th from web

it's just a theory I've been thinking about for a while now.. wanted to share with you guys.. anyway glad kkr makes rest of us look good.
2:54 PM May 4th from web

@AaruC haha.. good good.. lots of people laughing about sRK.. but I think he's laughing to the bank.. his team makes money, ours don't..
2:57 PM May 4th from web in reply to AaruC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sent shahrukh a lifetime's supply of kingfisher.. HAHAHAHAHAHA last night was fantastic HAHAHAHA
12:31 PM May 13th from web

Dammit.. Khan just sent me a message on my phone saying 'njoy. Bangalore are the new Kolkata.' $%^&*()!!
10:39 PM May 21st from web



lol!

Sunshine

Sunshine! It always bought up a smile on his face when he saw one. And with the smile came memories. Memories of a little Sunshine. She was 8, a year younger than he was. Even then, like now, he couldn’t define love, but he did feel one. They couldn't be separated from each other since they were 3; much to the envy of the other kids they did everything together. They were made for each other. He & little sunshine. The rest of the whole world was plain boring and they wouldn’t be bothered or cared about except for may be sunshine's parents. He didn’t care much about his.
They were the best of friends, inseparable, attached like no other could. Not like they didn’t disagree, they did disagree and fought on a lot of things, ranging from the color of her frock (which was pink and he thought it was YUCK!!), to the shape of the clouds .He thought the cloud looked like big fire breathing wing spread dragon (she thought it was a shapeless mass of cloud). But this disagreement didn't stop him from taking her to the cliff side on a sunny and yet a rainy day. She hadn't believed him the last time when he told her how spectacular the rainbow looks from the top, so he just wanted to show her this time. And they ran, fell and again ran in the muddy path leading to the cliff. Panting and wet both of them were awestruck at the sheer beauty arching its way through the clouds to a point far away on both sides. The look on her face was worth it. She leapt in joy clapping as if it they were in a rock concert. She ran to the edge of the cliff. Her wet frock fluttered slightly in the wind. Her wet hair ran widely like snakes on her shoulder. she opened up her arms as if trying to reach out and hug the beautiful view in front of her. "Its sooo beautiful.. I love u " she yelped and turned around. That was the last instant he caught her beautiful eyes.. Happy and lovely like it always was. And then her body jerked backward and down the cliff. Horrified he ran, not towards the cliff but away, he ran, his tears mixed with the waters from the heaven. Reached up to their favorite place, the tree house outside his house and climbed in and locked himself. He could feel her here. Her favorite painting of a big yellow frog with a big dirty mustache (even though it didn’t really look like a frog but which she claimed 1 day would be kept next to the Mona Lisa) was taped on the wooden wall. Her hair clip was lying in a corner next to a box of old stale cookies.
To this day it was the same. Years had passed.
Looking out of his bedroom window at their tree house, which had still looked fresh almost 70 years after, he felt a weird sensation rip through his body as the sharp rays of the morning sunshine hit his pale white skin. This sunshine was different it was coupled by a dark shapeless mass of clouds and a drizzle. And taking out his old reliable walking stick he walked, ran.. started to pant.. and so walked again.. and then ran.. to the edge of the cliff. He was alone this time but he was wet just the same. Throwing away the stick he yelped in joy, though it sounded more like a groan and was accompanied by a fit of coughs. Nonetheless spreading out his arms he felt the same joy he had seen in her eyes. And he savored the beauty around. As a tears trickled down his eyes.He turned around and peered at the sunshine. It was bright, he flickered his eyes, and slowly the bright light filled his eyes. The warmth filled his heart as he spoke "I love you too Sunshine" and then, just like that, everything went dark, and he collapsed into the shadows of the cliff.

loss in fiction

The moan of the thunder lights the skies,
Her sharp gaze blinds my eyes!
all dryness inside wets the surroundings,
and a smile on her face plays rhythm on my heartstrings!
while the eagle's claw dig into a kangaroo's pouch,
reminds me of her sweet voice, last of which I heard, was in march!
a evil snake’s curled up straight along the highway’
her hair so soft, none of which for me anymore are they?
A mighty volcanic eruption makes snow in the bathroom’
While his hand wraps her so close as they dance together in the ballroom!
A sex starved fish peeps through the glass bowl at the mistress
today as she is gone ,everything is lost, my sweetness!
The sick gorilla winks back at you as it eats rotten mustard,
I hate his guts and the kisses that he gets, the lucky bastard!
In the headlines : a rabbit caught smoking marijuana under the sunlight
it all comes back to me, as finally the darkness wins over the dim light
confused? thats me!

The connversation

HE: Heloo my dear!

SHE: Who are you?

HE: myself, your well wisher… Can we b Frands?

SHE: sorry do I know you?

He: no, I’m quite famous in my "vatara" but you don't know me!

SHE: so who are you?

HE: Janardhana Shetty K.S

SHE: oh k!

HE: Can we be frands?? You know like boyfrand and galfrand!

SHE: Huh!! I don't even know you!!

HE: I told na… I am Janardhan Shetty. I’m very sexy!

SHE: so?

HE: I swim in a pond near my village so I have very sexy body when I see in mirror I look exactly like Angelina Jolie but like male Angelina Jolie.

SHE: sorry! I don't want to be your friend. And don't message me anymore.

HE: "Don't you wish your boyfrand was hot like me"? don't cha?
I know, I steal that from pussycat dolls, they are my fav. band you see!! But it is very true for me. I and my frands Madappa, Lingswamy,Teppana and Gopi danced for that song on stage during our village 'jaatre'.

SHE: *no reply*

HE: I know after hearing about my sexiness you will want to know more. I have karate purple belt. I can protect you from evils of the society..I regularly do practice with my 10 year old cushion chikku( my aunty's male son) ! Also my mother makes me drink buffalo's milk ( female buffalo) daily so I’m very straang!!

SHE: stop messaging me. I don't want to talk to u!

HE: hey my dear. You are so shy. I knew you would like me. Its all Amma Ghajagamini's krupe !! You finally fell for me!! Now even I’m shying and I have turned pink. But you cannot notice, because I got lots of pubic hairs on my face!

SHE: **** ( who the hell is Amma Ghajagamini?? )

HE: You know I have a picture of you in my bedroom, my hole( big one.. many people can come and go) and also kitchen and bathroom so I can see you all the times.. I put fresh flowers on it daily.. It has you in chaddi!! You look so naaicee.. eeheeheeheeeheee I’m blushing just saying this !!

SHE: you are a sicko!! How did you get my photo? ( F@$kin Bastard!!)

HE: Aiyo.. Amma Ghajagamini blesses me! I am not sick. I am 1st class fine! I will send a apology letter for this because I took it without your permission. I was passing near your house with my dog kunda Jonny (he is blind in 1 eye) and when you were not looking at my sexy body I took it!! I did it very fast!! I am super fast photographer you know!! But it is very blur. But I can manage!

SHE: you know my house??!! ( mummy!! )

HE: yes!! I always come in front of your house! And make my kunda jonny pee in front of your house so that I can look at you and you can look at me. But I can't look properly because I have Jogi hairstyle..so I will change tomorrow to Ghajini hairstyle.. Its a surprisee for you!! :D

SHE: whatever I don't care! Goodbye don't message me! ( oh my god! who is this jerk!! ewwwwwwwwwww )

He: oh so you want to meet me? I knew you couldn't resist my temptation and want to meet me for real.! Its all Amma Ghajagamini's krupe.. also my parents blessing. Yours and my 1st love is blossoming!! Ok my dear. I will meet you in 5 minutes. I will be wearing pink shorts( my fathers gift on my 14th birthday) its a bit tight now and some of my body parts are not comfortable in it but my mother says I look like Katrina Kaif in 'jee karda' song (male version of katrina kaif... Im veryyy sexy) ! And yellow 'reeepok' shirt! Its original! Made in Bhutan! Imported shirt you know :)

SHE: U F%*kin jerk! Get lost! don;t even dare come near my house!! OR message ME!! OK!!! just F%*k OFF!!!

HE:hahaha BAKRA!!! :D Its .......!!



Note: This is 99.9% real conversation :D

20 things!!

YeePIEEE!! Exams are over and its holidayssss!!! You people may be doing a bit of traveling. And happen to travel by train.
But the damn train is going to be late for hours and you are waiting all alone.
Pikkupage guide on what to do when stuck in a railway station:
1] Neatly lay your handkerchief on the ground, pull out your music player and start dancing. You may earn some POCKET MONEY.
2] Get into random trains walk the whole length of the train and tell people its your seat they are sitting on.
3] If the above idea turns ugly and if people didn’t find it funny, then RUN!
4] Start doing stretching exercises include splitting your legs and cry out in pain if you can’t do it fully!
5] Walk till the end of the platform; go to the next one till the last platform. Now repeat this in reverse, but JOG this time.
6] Dress up in saffron and do a Baba Ramdev imitation.
7] After the YOGA you need to rest , so lay down on the bench and do 'NIDRAASAN', to make it more real play some OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM kind of music on the player.
8] And suddenly wake up with a shocked expression and run around madly yelling ‘BOMB IN MY ASS…BOMB IN MY ASS’, when everyone is scared and runs away ,with a relieved expression on your face let out a gentle FART.
9] If the Guards or the Police don’t shoot you when you yelled BOMB and if you are still alive we shall continue to the next step.
10] Hire a coolie and order him to entertain you!!
11] That may not work.
12] Jump into a train and try peeing in every toilet of every boogie. You can ask another fellow waiting ‘male’ passenger to compete with you.
13] Well you can cheat by making “ssshhhh” sounds once you are inside. He will never know ;)
14] Go to the waiting room and DON’T WAIT there!! The room will be really pissed by that :D
15] Check out the prettiest girl in the platform and March past her like you did in school and salute her.
16] She may not be interested in you anymore but don’t let that deter you, keep trying that on every other girl, at least one of them will have a bad taste and may find that funny and get impressed.
17] And if you happen to be a girl try that on a guy. He sure will like what ever you do!! Trust me!!
18] Go to the newsstand and read the headlines and with an evil laughter tease the shopkeeper “yessssssss!!! I read the headlines for freee …nananananananaaaa MUHAHAHAHAHAHA”
19] Start studying for your next exam!! HUH???!!!
20] Get into a browsing center if any in the station and see my **** (the stars stand for ‘B L O G’ you dirty minds!!!)


CAUTION : DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME :D

At first sight

She was sitting with her long legs resting over the small stool and looking over the window, The full moon peeped in from between the scattering clouds, the drizzle left behind puddles of water on the road which glistened golden under the sodium vapor streetlights.
The cloudy sky reflected the gloominess in her life. She wanted a breath of fresh air and still in her short silky night gown she slipped in to her sandals and out she went. Crossing her arms with a slight shiver she walked alone in the dark night, which went darker with the sudden power cut! Though having second thoughts about the whole walking thing now, she carried on. The eerie calmness accompanied by the cold of the night raised innumerable Goosebumps on her soft smooth skin. She pulled out a cigarette and lit it with a lighter. The flame warmed her and the warm smoke gushed into her lungs and she felt more alive. Closing her eyes and opening her bright red lips into a "o" she breathed out the smoke out in rings. And she opened her beautiful blue eyes and watched the smoke ring enlarge and rise into the sky, the moonlight and the trees nearby made the whole atmosphere seem magical.


He looked at the brown steaming hot coffee, the brew was perfect so was the aroma of the beans as he savored it. He just loved the warm caffeine run down his throat when everything around was chilled. But as the vapors rose he saw something or someone at a distance. Keeping his favorite red mug down on the table and crossing his lush green lawn he walked over to the compound wall and looked at her. She was unlike anyone he had seen before. She was the most beautiful of all the girls he had been with. There was something about her. The lit cigarette dangling loosely in her hand, the smoke she was blowing out, the slight flutter of her night gown in the gentle cool breeze. The sight was hotter then any coffee he ever had! She was gorgeous from head to toe! Just the sight of it gave him goose bumps all over and he pinched himself both to reassure himself that he wasn't dreaming and to keep the blood flowing in his hands, he watched the magical sight.

And then, she looked up at him through her blue eyes straight into his own light brown eyes. And they smiled with naughtiness in both of their eyes.





"CUT!!!!!" Next shot tomorrow!! Now Paack up!!" Yells The Director over the mike!
(Then he rushes over to the actors and greets them) Wonderful shot madaaam!!!, saar, soooper shot saar!!!
(The Director Mr.Murugudaasum is jubilated; the shot came off just as he wanted it to)


She (with a arrogance of a leading lady asks to the spot boy) : "huh! Finally!! Thank god!! Is my car ready??" And she walks off in a hurry without giving a cursory glance at Him.
He(madly lusting over the leading lady smiles inwardly as he imagines a love scene next and asks the director eagerlyand with a smug): Hey Mr. Director, what’s the next scene??
Mr.Murugudaasum: saaar accident scene saar!!! didn't you read the script saar?! You just scream in shock " aiyooo meenakshiiii" when a branch from a tree falls "accidently" on Madaaam's head saar!! Wonderfull script saar. Audience will be in tears saar!!! Ofcourse saar to make the impact more evident we will slip an Item song and dance called “ bahooottt dard hota hai ” !!
This Sudden twist or the fall of branch will knoct out the heroinesaar and she wil have the shocked expression on her face like forever saar and this will make drive you into Maddness saar, which cannot be cured saar and the producer wants a new twist saar he wants to Bump you off and your make soul be reborn as Superstar Himesh reshamiya saar who will then fall in love with the knocked out lady with no expressions whats so ever due to the imact saar and cure her and live happily ever after saar !!! That reminds me saar Madaam will look very saaexy in the “ghajini “ hairstyle after her surgery saar!!!
wow saar!! Such a emotional and thrilling story saar!!
He: waat?? $@#& !!! emmm errr...ohhh hmmm....(and faints)



Authors note:Fans of Ghajini and himass sorry himesh ..please think of this as a publicity ;)

Bounce Back!

As I write this, the speakers are doing "Shut up and Bounce"( a song from Dostana) and my neighbor kid is bursting a never ending cracker marathon thingy which is just not willing to SHUT UP!!!(Notice the growing irritation towards Crackers ?? )
You must be wondering what was the great thing that spared you of posts on this blog.
Well its called "writers block".( I Am no writer but there was a certain mental block or something)
There was nothing happening which would be worth all the typing and publishing (and I heard what you just said!! "As if the previous posts were worth it" :P )
I ran out of stories on Friends (Well not exactly, just waiting for more INTERESTING developments, WATCH THIS SPACE ;)). And I won't be writing mine of course :D
I had enough of answering to lousy questions about myself or otherwise and posting them. I mean who cares about it??
And I seriously didn't want to write about all the weird dreams that I've been having lately.( The other person involved wouldn't want me to either. :D)
Though all 3 of us (me, Sabi and Sheki- who BTW started MOBILE BLOGGING it as and when things happened ) set out to write a blog entry on our Mangalore trip, but, none came up with it. Wonder why? (We were so very GOOD there ;))
The cells in the brain and heart (dil ki awaaz) didn't agree on anything and nothing qualified as good enough. Or may be I shall cut all the bullshit and say I was plain lazy! But with all the special classes, tuitions and of course the college I wouldn't call myself lazy!!
But then at this rate the handful of my readers will soon forget this lovely blog (:D) So thought would just drop in and wish you all a Happy Diwali!!

Go burst those loud polluting expensive crackers for which little children in a small dusty village near Sivakasi toiled day and night, holed up in a small window less dark room to make a few extra paisa for their family !! (Ahh the sadistic pleasure in putting someone off :D)
Go BANG BANG BANG BOOM BOOM !!!(so how many of you went through HELLO??? It sucks!! )
Shut up and Bounce…. Bounce…. ….

Things from my life (in no particular order)

Note: This is not a grocery list or Stuff to do before you die. Just random list of things and I don't know what call this list.

1) Waking up late, getting ready skipping the breakfast and rushing to college only to find that the lecturer is absent.
2) Driving in the rain (did too much of it in Goa)
3) Receiving mails which are "forward this to 20 people or you die" kind and sending them back to that person (you know who) :P
4) Walking on the beach at night (One of Sabi's ideas)
5) Smell of freshly brewed coffee
6) When doing nothing, I plan to do many things!
7) eeee, grrrr, argh!!,hmmm, and other such sounds :P
8) Simply( Chumma ??) watching the rainfall.
9) Seriously altering the testimonials from friends in Orkut.
10) Curd Rice with pomegranate, grapes and dry fruits!! YUMMY!!! :D
11) MTV with all its stupid and funny stuff.(But Splitsvilla sucked!!)
12) That one phone call or message from someone special.:)
13) Forwarding mails and spamming your Inbox: D
14) Somehow sneaking past all vehicles ahead of me at traffic signal and then be the first to move when it turns green.
15) Smiley’s - :) ;) ;P :D :| :P (and the latest one '<3' .This was invented by Pallu)
16) Watching a baby sleep, or you sleeping ;)
17) Phone calls when I'm in deep slumber!!
18) Bunking classes and watching movies 1st Day 1st show!!
19) Looking at old photos and regretting having posed in them!! :P
20) Daydreaming and nightmaring ;P
21) Hooting or howling in the theater. Cause I don't know how to whistle:|
22) Puppies and kittens
23) Making people Bakra!!
24) Talking on with people without telling them that it's a "WRONG NUMBER"
25) Sending SMSs (which I find funny and they find stupid) to friends.
26)Apart from Hindi, English and Kannada, watching Latin, Korean, Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam and Urdu movies with ENGLISH SUBTITLES
27) Reading novels which are big small or ugly!!
28) Listning to music and then turning up the volume, fall ASLEEP :)
29) This is just to make the list 30.
30) Hurray!!! :P
Happy Ganesha Chaturti !!! :)

I Blahg, Talks!

I am Ram's Blog .I live in the Web(like you, mr or miss netizen) and my friends call me Spiderwoman. But considering that I don't have any friends, I don't think any one calls me that.
Today, I'm going to share with you what has been burning inside me for a long time now. I am so frustrated! Please be my 'agony aunt' !!
I don't know where to begin.RAM!!! The ultra irritating owner of this blog. How do you bare him??
The weird list on the right side called 'buddy blogs' is full of blogs like me who are bored, dazed and abused. I got this 'quote curry' space where lines lifted off from other places are shamelessly stamped on me. Now don't even get me started on the 'weekly status message' I mean who cares a damn what the F*** he does the whole week?? And then he has this 'music to the ears', the thing which he thinks would entertain me. Blah! Its playing the same song for decades now!! It doesn't even have a simple playlist!!
In fact he is not the only problem .Even you!! Why???
Sigh!! How people get busy. I keep trying to make myself more appealing by adding new technology,photos of dead guys or drinks and other stuff but its of little use. Some times I am even tempted to put up a hot bikini just so that you could look at me a little longer. But alas! I am just a software and I won't look hot in a bikini so I ditched the Idea. You don't know how NOT being ogled at, with disbelieving eyes feels like. No you don't.
I always wanted to be a famous blog, like my cousin, the lucky bastard he ended up being Aamir Khan's blog while I am stuck here with this moron who derives immense happiness by writing crappy material on me which no one reads. After everything I've done for this guy, what do I got in return? Some bullshit about him being 50% male and 50% female based on his browser cache? And what the hell was that nonsense about him being '18 till he dies' and what was it anyways, a ridiculous rap , hip hop or a nursery rhyme?
All I wanted was to be a good blog with many readers. I'm tired of being referred to as "Pikku page". I mean, that name doesn't even sound cool, it sucks!!! For Google's sake, he doesn't even promote me, other than of course his 5 or 6 friends, some of whom are great people who write blogs just as badly as him and others, well they hardly talk to me.
BOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :( !!

Anyways thanks for listening to me,
Whatever you do or don't, I love you loads!
yours forever,
I Blahg( see what I mean? )

SEX

I am an average GUY.
And the law of averages is probably going to be stuck with me forever!! The likelihood of me passing any exam is 50-50. And here is adding to the list of things which are 50-50 in my life.

I found this web application which tells the odds of you being a male or a female based on your browser cache. Cool, HUH?

My results were .... well 50-50 :|

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 50%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 50%

hmmmmmmm....................

Well, check your "SEX" here.
Don't forget to post your results in the 'comments'. :)