College Chronicles

Beigining of sem and in some cases throughout the sem
Question: What class do we have next hour?
Assured replies:
1. I don't know.
2. What difference does it make? nan antu malko tini( Ill Sleep anyways).
3. Well, Iam hungry.
4. Eh? Yaake?(Why)
5. I don't know.Class ge hogtidya??(Going to class?)
6. No idea, is there attendance?
7. Loo. I got IPod (with some videos ;)). We can share the earphone.
8. hehe, good one.

Somewher in middle comes the internals/unit test:
Question: How did you do?
Common reply: Who gives a fuc*? Its only Internals.


At the time of end-sem exam.
Question: How did you do?
Majority replies:
1. I got screwed.
2. I got f***ed.
3. I'm surely getting kicked
5. This university sucks, they're screwing us.
6. And more Desi guys will be like "Hodskotu macha","All clean Gaurentee","Bido eno
aitu,nindu?As for gals they will be more secretive and usually depends on their friends opinion." oh nandu chanagaitu"(mine was good too) or "hoon kane nadu hoitu"( ya mine went down too) depending on who they tallking with.

Completely unacceptable reply: [Don't try this at home or in college ;)]
Fuc*in' awesome sisya/machi!!! FCD for sure this time!!! (you'll probably be dead by the time you finish this sentence,coz you're surrounded by pissed off students who've just come out of the exam hall)

Apart from these,College Students:

Can only talk about or go to Movies,have complete 'knowledge' of Celebs,Play Games on XBox or PS3 and not on TV video games(thats like being in 20,000 BC according to my friend),Have a IPhone/pod/touch, interested in gals/guys,will know the best place to eat,drink.
Nothing is unhealthy as long as its edible,unless your are on 'diet'.A bottle of mineral water cost more than bottle of Coke/pepsi nevermind the quantity.Caffeine is way of life.
Lastly we got no clue who the Vice President of India is !