Saturday, May 10, 2008

College Chronicles

Beigining of sem and in some cases throughout the sem
Question: What class do we have next hour?
Assured replies:
1. I don't know.
2. What difference does it make? nan antu malko tini( Ill Sleep anyways).
3. Well, Iam hungry.
4. Eh? Yaake?(Why)
5. I don't know.Class ge hogtidya??(Going to class?)
6. No idea, is there attendance?
7. Loo. I got IPod (with some videos ;)). We can share the earphone.
8. hehe, good one.

Somewher in middle comes the internals/unit test:
Question: How did you do?
Common reply: Who gives a fuc*? Its only Internals.


At the time of end-sem exam.
Question: How did you do?
Majority replies:
1. I got screwed.
2. I got f***ed.
3. I'm surely getting kicked
5. This university sucks, they're screwing us.
6. And more Desi guys will be like "Hodskotu macha","All clean Gaurentee","Bido eno
aitu,nindu?As for gals they will be more secretive and usually depends on their friends opinion." oh nandu chanagaitu"(mine was good too) or "hoon kane nadu hoitu"( ya mine went down too) depending on who they tallking with.

Completely unacceptable reply: [Don't try this at home or in college ;)]
Fuc*in' awesome sisya/machi!!! FCD for sure this time!!! (you'll probably be dead by the time you finish this sentence,coz you're surrounded by pissed off students who've just come out of the exam hall)

Apart from these,College Students
:

Can only talk about or go to Movies,have complete 'knowledge' of Celebs,Play Games on XBox or PS3 and not on TV video games(thats like being in 20,000 BC according to my friend),Have a IPhone/pod/touch, interested in gals/guys,will know the best place to eat,drink.
Nothing is unhealthy as long as its edible,unless your are on 'diet'.A bottle of mineral water cost more than bottle of Coke/pepsi nevermind the quantity.Caffeine is way of life.
Lastly we got no clue who the Vice President of India is !

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

the conversation

JAADU:Buzz! Buzz
Me: Stop doing that!! Its irritating...
JAADU:yeah i know, i just wanted to get ur attention. u have a big decision to make today.
Me:how big?
JAADU:"Change you for better’ kinda big
Me: eh? And who are you? you are from ‘ Koi mil gaya’ aren’t u?
JAADU:well im not human. im another species from a different galaxy on a mission to earth
Me:stop flattering urself.. and im no Hrithik roashan.
JAADU:ok, just let ur cynicism hang for a bit and listen to me.. i cant stress enough on how important this is
Me:alright, u got my attention.. for now. What is it?
JAADU:i say, you have to answer me one question and on that answer rests the your fate
Me: wow! talk about pressure! go on, shoot
JAADU:is what you want to be in life, so different from your ancestors?
Me:WTF! i dont even understand ur question
JAADU:what i mean is, do u think you are ready to take the next step in life?
Me: why do u want to know? and how is it going to change me?

JAADU:i want to know bcos that is my mission. i have to ask u this question and based on ur answer i take my action
Me:tell me all ur possible actions
JAADU:if u say u do believe in yourself and you agree you need to change then i help u.. if not, i terminate myself and let u be.
Me:why me? why now?
JAADU:u were the chosen one bcos of ur personality and understanding of the human mind. Your stupidity and pj cracking skills helped too.
Me:oh i see.yeah am good at those things..Yo!!..Btw u didnt answer, why now?
JAADU:it is the right time now bcos its the month of may.
Me: May? Whats that got to do with anything...all i can think of is my exam!
JAADU:yup.thank god you remembered that.
JAADU:btw - last time we were here, we gave one of the the apes "curiosity".. and practically set evolution of humans in motion.. u better believe that too.
Me:wow! so what r u going to do this time, if i answer yes?
JAADU:what do u think?
Me:how the heck should i know? u r the advanced species.. tell me what u do?
JAADU:i know what i have to do.. i have my orders.. first, i would like to hear what u think
Me:so many things have to change at so many levels.. the answer might be simple but it is definitely not easy
JAADU:ok, fair enough.. just give me a yes or no..
Me: yes,things need to change
JAADU: hmm, Good that you agreed, and here is how you change yourself for good its a simple 3 step process .
1st step: wake up, get your big head off the keyboard
2nd step: and sign off from Yahoo!!!
3rd step : This is the month of may, the month of Exam, your end sem Exam so.... study for your exam
!!
Me: Argghhaa.... I just took a break and a short nap!!!
JAADU : yeah rite, your break lasted long, way longer and keyboard ain’t a place to take ur naps!!You lazy bugger .
Me: ok k k …but you were sweeter in the movie!!
JADOO : one more thing, I have no idea what that “ om om om om” means, tell that Roshan guy!!!

mr & mrs

Mr. - Mrs.
He - She
Hero - Heroine
Male - Female

Boy - Girl

guy : Haha Boys are independent!!
gal : So are girls.humph!*false anger *
guy : Err sorry,sorry,chorrie.....sweety!
gal : *blushing* hmmm saaku saaku :)( enough enough )

And thats independence??? *sigh*

Sunday, May 4, 2008

on a Sunday morning..

The summer Sun has just raised over the horizon,
Spreadin in and around, its beautiful golden light,
Its a beautiful day.
Its neither hot like the afternoons,
nor is it rainy like the night before.
Patches of smoky white clouds
dot the brilliant golden sky,
as birds of feather fly past them.
Men and beautiful women walk, run and jog,
with their pet dogs,children(usually obese) and some times mad dogs behind.
Little birds with unlucky worm in their legs cripping on plant,
and bigger birds cawing on the electric wires( grasing the neighbouring Uncles and Aunts with their morning crap)
Your mother waters the gardens,while
your father checks the morning news with a masala Chai.
Its a perfect Sunday morning...











As for you,don't you just Love going back to sleeep on days like this!!!;)

ahhaa Nirvana!!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ*

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Jab We Met

Note: This is NOT a Love Story!!

Ah Saturday!!
The day I had planned to do something[ya something coz I dont do much other days ;)]
And then I get a call from my friend SABI[thats abhinav].
Me: Heloo [In my Voice...Anybody know how my voice sounds like?? ;)]
Sabi: Eh helo..nanu abhinav.CCD ge baa .
Me: yaake?
sabi: Nari ela bandidane,10 mins ali il iru,just 1 hour aste!
Me:...
Sabi:....[I Forgot what we talkedked]
Me: ok!
So I go to CCD,having no idea what to do there as I dont contribute much to any Group actitivity,not even talking!!![And these friends of mine talk about how I dont Talk,isn't that Cool :P]
Aah I came so fast in 10 mins,but still I was the last guy.
Seated were my school mates all the B section,well not all but almost,well not exactly, nevermind!!
Mama[Preetham] who was drinking something [thats the only other thing he does other than eating],
Nari[Nihar] who was sitting silently[ is He giving me competion or was he BLANK due to some reason ;)??],
And his friend Raj[NO NICK NAME AVAILABLE;How about Chiminey? ;)]who was like a indeed like a Chiminey[yaya he smoked the whole pack I guess]
and then there was Dumma[ Sanith...he was dumma Once Upon a Time] the buzy guy![Who didn't smoke,I wonder why ]
and Sabi who wanted me to give him a song that was playing there at the lowest of volumes by tonight.[He didn't even know the name of the song,me neither]
And Lipi[name which doesn't need a shorter version] the Architect[Wondering about the plan of the building eh??], and Pari [Parineeta who was like " Who are these people??:].And Pallu[Pallavi who was quite asusual and suddenly bursts out "VOO HOOOOOOOO HAhaha ":D]
and then there was Appu[Aparna who escaped from jail[Nick name of her coll] and was curious why I wasn't talking!! ]
All this while Mama drank a MIXED[yet edible] drink[which tasted better than what it did previously] and narrated his now famous "CUBS STORY" and the Best Dialog of that story is from his school days sweetheart which went something like this;
"SO WHAT? EVEN I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" and Mama being the guy with fighting spirt proclaimed "even I HAVE BOYFRIENDSSS"[:D]!!

And then there was a BREAKING NEWS: NARI HAS TURNED NON-VEG,Alchoholic,Drug addict & Chain Smoker!!
[Eh No just kidding :P but he did turn NON VEG,well thats good in a way he will have some MUSKLES to lift is Karizma now].
And then it was time to bid farewell!
Sabi promised the gals he will meet them soon, may be to invite all to his GFs wedding[With someone else].
And the guys left,while the gals stayed back as they had to catch up on everything[after all they had met after ages,they had forgotten each other faces :P]
Though all complained I was not talking,but all these people did was just stare at each other and looked boorish and on rare occasions "VooOo HOooO HAHAahehehe.."[ya it was her again]!!
But nonetheless it was fun..Long live 'B' section,B for Best; and also Nari's two friends one of whom was missing!!
Well Iceing on the Cake[... well...] was a superb Lunch at Mama's place[Food and Mama are made for each other]
Fun: Mama's story and pallu's VOOOOHOOHEHEHHAHAA.
Missed: Moran[Arun],which did raise a few eyebrows[How could u miss macha :P]
Bad: Was very hot![the temperature..Dont make wild guesses] Mama used all the Bills to keep himself cool,but those bills were giving Nari all the Hots[You can make wild guesses now :P].

Friday, April 25, 2008

AdWars Effect of Adwatch

I love Fights,
I just love watching Fights,
I love watching two guys Fight it out in the middle of the road,
I love watching gals Fight[bitch] on Roadies[and thats not the only reason I watch Roadies OKEY!!]
I love 'em all[As long as Iam not involved,that includes hitting or being HIT]!!;)
and
I love Ads,
I just love watching Ads,
I love watching to brands fight it out in Ads,
I love watching gals in Ads[Okey Relax now!]
I love 'em all[ And I will never be in a Ad ,I know]!!!


And so quite obviously I LOVEDDDD this :D

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

B'day "Bums"

145,830 People




Natural disasters in 1989

* Hurricane Hugo
* Loma Prieta earthquake
* 1989 Newcastle earthquake

People who died on April 16 (various years)

* 2007 - G. V. Loganathan, Hindu American professor of Civil and Environmental Engineering
* 2007 - Liviu Librescu, American Jewish-Romanian professor of Engineering Science and Mechanics
* 2007 - Kevin Granata, American professor of Engineering
* 2007 - Jocelyne Couture-Nowak, American instructor of French
* See List of victims of the Virginia Tech massacre for the complete list 2007 - Seung-Hui Cho, Korean American murderer
* 2007 - Maria Lenk, Brazilian swimmer and first Brazilian woman to compete in the Olympic Games
* 2007 - Gaetan Duchesne, Canadian hockey player
* 2006 - Francisco Adam, Portuguese actor and model
* 2005 - Marla Ruzicka, American humanitarian worker and peace activist
* 2005 - Kay Walsh, British actress
* 2003 - Graham Stuart Thomas, English author and garden designer
* 2002 - Robert Urich, American actor
* 2002 - Ruth Fertel, American restaurateur
* 2001 - Alec Stock, English football manager
* 2001 - Michael Ritchie, American film director
* 1999 - Skip Spence, Canadian-born guitarist, singer and songwriter (Jefferson Airplane)
* 1998 - Alberto Calderón, Argentine mathematician
* 1998 - Fred Davis, English snooker player
* 1997 - Roland Topor, French illustrator
* 1997 - Doris Angleton, American socialite
* 1996 - Stavros Niarchos, Greek shipping tycoon
* 1995 - Iqbal Masih, Pakistani child slave labourer, activist
* 1994 - Ralph Ellison, American writer
* 1992 - Neville Brand, American actor
* 1991 - David Lean, British film director
* 1985 - Scott Brady, American actor
* 1978 - Lucius Clay, American general
* 1972 - Kawabata Yasunari, Japanese writer, Nobel Prize laureate
* 1970 - Richard Neutra, American architect
* 1968 - Edna Ferber, American author
* 1958 - Rosalind Franklin, British chemist
* 1947 - Rudolf Hoess, commandant of the Auschwitz concentration camp
* 1946 - Arthur Chevrolet, Swiss-born race car driver and automobile designer
* 1938 - Steve Bloomer, English footballer
* 1930 - José Carlos Mariátegui, Peruvian journalist, political philosopher and activist
* 1928 - Henry Birks, Canadian businessman, founder of Henri Birks and Sons
* 1915 - Nelson W. Aldrich, American politician
* 1914 - George William Hill, American astronomer
* 1904 - Samuel Smiles, Scottish writer and reformer
* 1904 - Maximilian Kronberger, German poet
* 1888 - Zygmunt Florenty Wróblewski, Polish physicist
* 1879 - Bernadette Soubirous, French shepherd girl
* 1859 - Alexis de Tocqueville, French historian
* 1850 - Marie Tussaud, founder of the Madame Tussauds wax museum
* 1846 - Domenico Dragonetti, Italian composer
* 1828 - Francisco de Goya, Spanish painter
* 1788 - Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon, French naturalist
* 1783 - Christian Mayer, Czech astronomer
* 1689 - Aphra Behn, English dramatist
* 1687 - George Villiers, 2nd Duke of Buckingham, English statesman
* 1645 - Tobias Hume, English composer
* 1198 - Duke Frederick I of Austria
* 1118 - Adelaide del Vasto, wife of Roger II of Sicily
* 1113 - Sviatopolk II of Kiev, Russian prince
* 924 - Berengar of Friuli, King of Italy
* 744 - al-Walid II, Umayyad caliph
* 69 - Otho, Roman Emperor (b. 32)


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