Monday, January 12, 2009

Fly HIGH!!

In a dark dingy bar, I perch on a round stool holding a drink in my hands. And I have this conversation.
Me: I can fly… So... I am a fly.
Yeah! I am a fly!But I am also stupid. I am a stupid fly.
I am a stupid fly.And I even eat shit .So I must be a shit eating stupid fly.
Hmmm...I am a shit eating stupid fly .I am so fucked up. Well then I am a fucked up shit eating stupid fly.
I am a fucked up shit eating stupid fly .I’ll soon die.Then I’ll be a dead fucked up shit eating stupid fly.Thats right!!
So what are you?
An Eskimo?
Or are you a mug of Beer?huh!
well then...hmmm!
Jeez!! Don't tell me you are a cup of Horlicks? Hahahahaaaaha!!
Or are you a shot of Tequila? vooo!
Ummmm I know!! yeaaa!!! You must be Superman!!

*HICK*

Oh yeah! By the way I am also DRUNK!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I realy dint understand the point of writing this whole thing ....but its k...nice again.....though i dint get a work of it.....!!!hihahaha...i m stupid but not a fly!!!:P

arunmohan said...
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arunmohan said...

Nigger, your damn high. Get yourself a room. peace. I did edit my comment. You know why. :););)

Bharath said...

Fuck! You act so stupid when u r high??
Dude you must get high with me! I really wanna show u how much fun it can be!

tHE HacKmasTer said...

@arunmohan and bharaath : the I here is not me!! so no more comments about it :P

Nightmare.. said...

Yeah! right. I am a mug of chocolate horlicks! Any problem with that?