You wish everyone “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year”…so here I write what I should have written some days back…well never mind..it ain't 31st yet!!
So its Christmas time and everyone has just 1 person in their mind[no not the gifts or cake..they aint a person you see]…well he is the guy with one of the ‘cold’est job!!!
He pushes his feet in to the scuffed black boots before styling his beard with Brylcreem. [Brylcreem…yeah he dropped one half used sachet of it once] he couldn’t wait for tomorrow when he could shave the damn thing off. Tomorrow. It seemed like such a long way off. All those houses, all those gifts, all those not so clean chimneys to get down. And those reindeers, jumping, running and they are supposed to be flying too…and yeah also farting in his face and pretending like they had no control. The ministry [of the north pole???] had rejected his application for a car. Again. Well the IPCC didn’t win a Noble for no reason!!!! Environmentally unfriendly they said. As though all that methane was good for the planet[guess its natural and hence nature friendly]. Sure, there were days he thought of quitting but the perks were good…very gooood. 364 days a year off!!! ….now how often and in which job do you get that???? And added bonus of Free milk and cookies[yeah cookies…]and a whole lot of elves to do the chores…well the software companies would have a tough time employing this fellow….and just the one day he had to work. Some would even say he was famous, well not in a Paris Hilton kind of way, but still pretty good for a man 364 days in hibernation[I guess]. But he is a happy man and remindes himself ‘You shouldn’t complain so much’ as he settles down in the sleigh. Life could be worse. You could be the Easter Bunny!!!
And with a heavy sack of gifts he sighs ‘ho ho ho’ which sounds majestic and happy “HO HO HO!!!” to everyone…well that’s SANTA for you..not the one from SANTA&BANTA….its SANTA CLAUS !!
MERRY XMAS
5 comments:
LMAO>> !!
again..........one of the gud thing from his fun mind!!!!!!!!!!
Grt work dude!!! Nice timing of humor! Keep it up!! Hmmm Whish I could come up with something like that!!! But the only difference would be the language!! MIne is more offensive!! Try to beat that!
heyy!! the blog was awesome and i guessed it in da beginnin dat it was santa newayz i was rofl!! :)
well....firstly gud blog i must say...!infact 4 the first time i read the blog about santa, his legs, his beard, shawin, his job, n rest for 364 days in hibernation..n all other crap things:P...at the end light smile on my face lite up!!
lastly...celebrate x'mas without thinkin all these!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
merry christmas to all fools whom ram insisted to rite comments(includin me) (lol)
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