I Tag self!!
1. Were you named after anyone?
Yes. God himself ;)!
2. Do you wish on stars?
Can we?? Sure thing tonight!
3. When did you last cry?
At the terrible marks in PU. Long time ago,things have worsened now :P
4. Do you like your handwriting?
Ya but no else except me does.
5. What is your favorite meat?
Shaantam Papam. I am a veg :)
6. What is your most embarrassing CD on your shelf?
Useless bunch of outdated CDs given by NIIT.
7. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
YEAH!!!
8.Are you a daredevil?
Nah. But I had a cycle by the name Devil and it was daring too.
9. How do you release anger?
Putting on a Sarcastic expression.
10. Where is your second home?
My Grandpa’s home in Coorg.
11. Do you trust others easily?
Ya I do.
12. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My Cycle and other Kids, Vodoo !!Me the Monster Kid Muhauahaha.
13. What class in school/college do you think is totally useless?
Classes from 9 AM to 3 PM.
14. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Ya I do but no one makes out though :P
15. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
Eh? WTF is that??
16.What do you look for in a guy/(gal)?
Attitude ,sense of humor and many other things ;)
17. Would you bungee jump?
Never!! What if my body splits in 2 ,upper down and lower up?
18. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I only untie them when I wear the shoes and tie them back ofcourse
19.what's your favorite ice cream?
Vanila.
20. What are your favorite colors?
Blue and Black.
21. What are your least favorite things?
Any boring and non creative work is my least favorite.
22. How many people do you have a crush on right now?
Ummm….counting….counting…counting….but ya many have crush on me :P
23. Who do you miss most right now?
Many stuff you do in childhood.
24. What are you listening to right now?
Songs, the hammering sound from the neighbourhood.
25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
I don’t want to be crayon.Talk of wax model
26. What is the weather like right now?
Hott.
27. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My friend and ‘tution teacher’ Jayanth;)
28. The "first" thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes. Next is Smile. Next is ….
29. How are you today?
As usual Unusual.
30. Favorite non alcoholic drink?
Fruit Juice. I like Mango,Bannana milkshake or Watermelon.
31. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Tea coffee ??
32. Natural hair color?
Black.
33. Eye color?
Black.
34. Wear contacts?
Nope. But I have many contacts :P
35. Siblings?
A dangerous elder sister.
36. Favorite month?
April, everyone likes it.
37.Favorite food?
North Indian, curd rice ;)
38. Favorite day of the year?
April 16.My b’day.
39. Have you ever been too shy to ask someone out?
Yes. In fact I am very shy to ask anyone out
40. Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy Endings for Scary movies. Scary movies are funny actually.
41. Summer or winter?
Winter. Not that it matters here in Mysore.
42. Holi or Diwali?
Holi
43. Do you like your name?
Hmmm...yaa…..
44. What book/magazine are you reading?
Finished 3 Mistakes of my life , now reading Electronics notes.
45. What's on your mouse pad?
Cup of tea, and mouse just hit it and it spilled all over my keyboard which got short circuited….blah blah blah..
46. What did you watch on TV last night?
Jo jeeta wohi superstar on Star.
47. Favorite Smell?
Smell is smelly.Aroma is good ;)
48. Have you ever regretted breaking up with someone?
Nope. Coz the getting together thing itself never happened
49. Most tiresome thing you’ve ever experienced/done?
Answering this tag.
50.Who do you tag next?
I Tag Jayanth,Vivek,Abhinav,Abhishek,Bharath
Rini
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
of Bond,Don,IPL and Goodtimes
In a posh Club House in a remote corner of Mysore. As revelers from around the world had gathered to celebrate the 1st and the only victory in the IPL of the Vijay Mallya owned team The Royal Challengers .
“Aree devaanoon mujhe pehchaanon…kahan se ayaa …main hoon Bond, James Bond”.
Said the guy in a expensive velvet black Tuxedo with his arms spread out as he entered the ball room.
All the guys and the gals in the room looked up at him, the gals kept looking a little longer, they couldn’t help it. His masculine body, his broad shoulders, clean shaven face, with deep blue eyes was just irresistible as they swooned around him. As the music began in the ball room.
“Duniyaan mein logoon ne...”and the Bond sang along. As he and the gals swooned and danced. As for the guys, including the Mr. Mallya who wore a pissed off look for most of the IPL finally had this sense of deep relief after winning a match started checking out the skimpily dressed cheer gals he bought all the way from US, dance around this guy Mr.Bond(who was newly signed by MR.Mallya as RC's new Brand Ambassodor) saying “ huttidaree kannada nadali hutta beku, madve adare James Bond ne agabeku”.(If ur born u shud do so in Karnataka,If u wanna get married,you shud marry JAmes bond)
But Good Times don’t last long. The music stopped( much to relief of Mr.Mallya who was starting to get his “pissed off look” back)as abruptly as the arrival of Bond himself.
Caught up in the middle of a really difficult dance steps some of the cheer gals lost balance and fell, as the angry Bond looked the for the source to this untoward incident.
And then there arrived another guy in a better tuxedo , he was brawn, his black shades covered his otherwise sharp brown eyes as he walked in with petty gals dressed in their golden but stupid looking helmet on their heads clinging to him by the side .He gave a naughty dimpled smile to the cheer gals who had fell down and took out his gun which had an attached silencer, took a aim at the ‘Bhang drunk’ James Bond .’shhhDiskaaavoonsshh ’a muffled bullet was fired and it hit Bond squarely on the chest as he fell down with a thud.
And as the gals shrieked and ran to corners and hid behind the brooding but fat enough to cover their ass Mr.Mallya, the guy with pretty gals wearing helmets swinged his gun and brings it closer to his lips and blows the smoke coming out from the gun’s nozzel.
And then with the same naughty dimpled smile ,he proclaims, “Name is d…d…d..Don, simply…. d..d…d…Don!! Saale mera line copy karta hein huh Bondi??”
And the gals go weak in their knees again and start swooning around him.
And the music begins again….this time in bengali ..”Korbo lorbo jeethbo ree….All the Kings men we rule!!”
And Mr. Mallya is pissed off again as he yelled out at the new Team Manager Mr.Patel ,"Who the Hell invited this guy???”. As Mr. Patel meekly replied “Sir, due to falling popularity of our team we signed him as our Brand Ambassador aswell and named him King of GoodTimes!!!"
And thus Mr.Mallya fired Mr.Patel too claiming he was kept out of it and had no role in selecting the Brand Amassodors too to the media!!
“Aree devaanoon mujhe pehchaanon…kahan se ayaa …main hoon Bond, James Bond”.
Said the guy in a expensive velvet black Tuxedo with his arms spread out as he entered the ball room.
All the guys and the gals in the room looked up at him, the gals kept looking a little longer, they couldn’t help it. His masculine body, his broad shoulders, clean shaven face, with deep blue eyes was just irresistible as they swooned around him. As the music began in the ball room.
“Duniyaan mein logoon ne...”and the Bond sang along. As he and the gals swooned and danced. As for the guys, including the Mr. Mallya who wore a pissed off look for most of the IPL finally had this sense of deep relief after winning a match started checking out the skimpily dressed cheer gals he bought all the way from US, dance around this guy Mr.Bond(who was newly signed by MR.Mallya as RC's new Brand Ambassodor) saying “ huttidaree kannada nadali hutta beku, madve adare James Bond ne agabeku”.(If ur born u shud do so in Karnataka,If u wanna get married,you shud marry JAmes bond)
But Good Times don’t last long. The music stopped( much to relief of Mr.Mallya who was starting to get his “pissed off look” back)as abruptly as the arrival of Bond himself.
Caught up in the middle of a really difficult dance steps some of the cheer gals lost balance and fell, as the angry Bond looked the for the source to this untoward incident.
And then there arrived another guy in a better tuxedo , he was brawn, his black shades covered his otherwise sharp brown eyes as he walked in with petty gals dressed in their golden but stupid looking helmet on their heads clinging to him by the side .He gave a naughty dimpled smile to the cheer gals who had fell down and took out his gun which had an attached silencer, took a aim at the ‘Bhang drunk’ James Bond .’shhhDiskaaavoonsshh ’a muffled bullet was fired and it hit Bond squarely on the chest as he fell down with a thud.
And as the gals shrieked and ran to corners and hid behind the brooding but fat enough to cover their ass Mr.Mallya, the guy with pretty gals wearing helmets swinged his gun and brings it closer to his lips and blows the smoke coming out from the gun’s nozzel.
And then with the same naughty dimpled smile ,he proclaims, “Name is d…d…d..Don, simply…. d..d…d…Don!! Saale mera line copy karta hein huh Bondi??”
And the gals go weak in their knees again and start swooning around him.
And the music begins again….this time in bengali ..”Korbo lorbo jeethbo ree….All the Kings men we rule!!”
And Mr. Mallya is pissed off again as he yelled out at the new Team Manager Mr.Patel ,"Who the Hell invited this guy???”. As Mr. Patel meekly replied “Sir, due to falling popularity of our team we signed him as our Brand Ambassador aswell and named him King of GoodTimes!!!"
And thus Mr.Mallya fired Mr.Patel too claiming he was kept out of it and had no role in selecting the Brand Amassodors too to the media!!
3 mistakes of my life- Review
Stop readin this stupid review and catch the book!!
Funny,witty,dark, 95 Rs what more can you ask for??
3 stars for 3 mistakes and 1 for Chetan bhagat
My Ratings(making it sound like a film critc) - 4/5
And if you didn't make sense of who is chetan Bhagat or whats 3 mistakes, Nevermind, Duh!!
Funny,witty,dark, 95 Rs what more can you ask for??
3 stars for 3 mistakes and 1 for Chetan bhagat
My Ratings(making it sound like a film critc) - 4/5
And if you didn't make sense of who is chetan Bhagat or whats 3 mistakes, Nevermind, Duh!!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
when Devdas Raps
Devdas :Ahem Ahem
I dont know what to write,
Not coz am not that bright
but just am not so tight!!;)
I wonder what to post after days,
My imaginations are gone without a trace,
all the alchohol and 'sharaab' are a waste!!
Paaro: Waah Waah Subaan allah!!! :D
Crowd: Once more!!*Hoot* *Hoot*
You: Arghaaaaa.....NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devdas: Muhuhahahahaaa( his Trademark Evil Laugh )
Ahem Ahem....(and he goes on)
I dont know what to write,
Not coz am not that bright
but just am not so tight!!;)
I wonder what to post after days,
My imaginations are gone without a trace,
all the alchohol and 'sharaab' are a waste!!
Paaro: Waah Waah Subaan allah!!! :D
Crowd: Once more!!*Hoot* *Hoot*
You: Arghaaaaa.....NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devdas: Muhuhahahahaaa( his Trademark Evil Laugh )
Ahem Ahem....(and he goes on)
Saturday, May 10, 2008
College Chronicles
Beigining of sem and in some cases throughout the sem
Question: What class do we have next hour?
Assured replies:
1. I don't know.
2. What difference does it make? nan antu malko tini( Ill Sleep anyways).
3. Well, Iam hungry.
4. Eh? Yaake?(Why)
5. I don't know.Class ge hogtidya??(Going to class?)
6. No idea, is there attendance?
7. Loo. I got IPod (with some videos ;)). We can share the earphone.
8. hehe, good one.
Somewher in middle comes the internals/unit test:
Question: How did you do?
Common reply: Who gives a fuc*? Its only Internals.
At the time of end-sem exam.
Question: How did you do?
Majority replies:
1. I got screwed.
2. I got f***ed.
3. I'm surely getting kicked
5. This university sucks, they're screwing us.
6. And more Desi guys will be like "Hodskotu macha","All clean Gaurentee","Bido eno
aitu,nindu?As for gals they will be more secretive and usually depends on their friends opinion." oh nandu chanagaitu"(mine was good too) or "hoon kane nadu hoitu"( ya mine went down too) depending on who they tallking with.
Completely unacceptable reply: [Don't try this at home or in college ;)]
Fuc*in' awesome sisya/machi!!! FCD for sure this time!!! (you'll probably be dead by the time you finish this sentence,coz you're surrounded by pissed off students who've just come out of the exam hall)
Apart from these,College Students:
Can only talk about or go to Movies,have complete 'knowledge' of Celebs,Play Games on XBox or PS3 and not on TV video games(thats like being in 20,000 BC according to my friend),Have a IPhone/pod/touch, interested in gals/guys,will know the best place to eat,drink.
Nothing is unhealthy as long as its edible,unless your are on 'diet'.A bottle of mineral water cost more than bottle of Coke/pepsi nevermind the quantity.Caffeine is way of life.
Lastly we got no clue who the Vice President of India is !
Question: What class do we have next hour?
Assured replies:
1. I don't know.
2. What difference does it make? nan antu malko tini( Ill Sleep anyways).
3. Well, Iam hungry.
4. Eh? Yaake?(Why)
5. I don't know.Class ge hogtidya??(Going to class?)
6. No idea, is there attendance?
7. Loo. I got IPod (with some videos ;)). We can share the earphone.
8. hehe, good one.
Somewher in middle comes the internals/unit test:
Question: How did you do?
Common reply: Who gives a fuc*? Its only Internals.
At the time of end-sem exam.
Question: How did you do?
Majority replies:
1. I got screwed.
2. I got f***ed.
3. I'm surely getting kicked
5. This university sucks, they're screwing us.
6. And more Desi guys will be like "Hodskotu macha","All clean Gaurentee","Bido eno
aitu,nindu?As for gals they will be more secretive and usually depends on their friends opinion." oh nandu chanagaitu"(mine was good too) or "hoon kane nadu hoitu"( ya mine went down too) depending on who they tallking with.
Completely unacceptable reply: [Don't try this at home or in college ;)]
Fuc*in' awesome sisya/machi!!! FCD for sure this time!!! (you'll probably be dead by the time you finish this sentence,coz you're surrounded by pissed off students who've just come out of the exam hall)
Apart from these,College Students:
Can only talk about or go to Movies,have complete 'knowledge' of Celebs,Play Games on XBox or PS3 and not on TV video games(thats like being in 20,000 BC according to my friend),Have a IPhone/pod/touch, interested in gals/guys,will know the best place to eat,drink.
Nothing is unhealthy as long as its edible,unless your are on 'diet'.A bottle of mineral water cost more than bottle of Coke/pepsi nevermind the quantity.Caffeine is way of life.
Lastly we got no clue who the Vice President of India is !
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
the conversation
JAADU:Buzz! Buzz
Me: Stop doing that!! Its irritating...
JAADU:yeah i know, i just wanted to get ur attention. u have a big decision to make today.
Me:how big?
JAADU:"Change you for better’ kinda big
Me: eh? And who are you? you are from ‘ Koi mil gaya’ aren’t u?
JAADU:well im not human. im another species from a different galaxy on a mission to earth
Me:stop flattering urself.. and im no Hrithik roashan.
JAADU:ok, just let ur cynicism hang for a bit and listen to me.. i cant stress enough on how important this is
Me:alright, u got my attention.. for now. What is it?
JAADU:i say, you have to answer me one question and on that answer rests the your fate
Me: wow! talk about pressure! go on, shoot
JAADU:is what you want to be in life, so different from your ancestors?
Me:WTF! i dont even understand ur question
JAADU:what i mean is, do u think you are ready to take the next step in life?
Me: why do u want to know? and how is it going to change me?
JAADU:i want to know bcos that is my mission. i have to ask u this question and based on ur answer i take my action
Me:tell me all ur possible actions
JAADU:if u say u do believe in yourself and you agree you need to change then i help u.. if not, i terminate myself and let u be.
Me:why me? why now?
JAADU:u were the chosen one bcos of ur personality and understanding of the human mind. Your stupidity and pj cracking skills helped too.
Me:oh i see.yeah am good at those things..Yo!!..Btw u didnt answer, why now?
JAADU:it is the right time now bcos its the month of may.
Me: May? Whats that got to do with anything...all i can think of is my exam!
JAADU:yup.thank god you remembered that.
JAADU:btw - last time we were here, we gave one of the the apes "curiosity".. and practically set evolution of humans in motion.. u better believe that too.
Me:wow! so what r u going to do this time, if i answer yes?
JAADU:what do u think?
Me:how the heck should i know? u r the advanced species.. tell me what u do?
JAADU:i know what i have to do.. i have my orders.. first, i would like to hear what u think
Me:so many things have to change at so many levels.. the answer might be simple but it is definitely not easy
JAADU:ok, fair enough.. just give me a yes or no..
Me: yes,things need to change
JAADU: hmm, Good that you agreed, and here is how you change yourself for good its a simple 3 step process .
1st step: wake up, get your big head off the keyboard
2nd step: and sign off from Yahoo!!!
3rd step : This is the month of may, the month of Exam, your end sem Exam so.... study for your exam!!
Me: Argghhaa.... I just took a break and a short nap!!!
JAADU : yeah rite, your break lasted long, way longer and keyboard ain’t a place to take ur naps!!You lazy bugger .
Me: ok k k …but you were sweeter in the movie!!
JADOO : one more thing, I have no idea what that “ om om om om” means, tell that Roshan guy!!!
Me: Stop doing that!! Its irritating...
JAADU:yeah i know, i just wanted to get ur attention. u have a big decision to make today.
Me:how big?
JAADU:"Change you for better’ kinda big
Me: eh? And who are you? you are from ‘ Koi mil gaya’ aren’t u?
JAADU:well im not human. im another species from a different galaxy on a mission to earth
Me:stop flattering urself.. and im no Hrithik roashan.
JAADU:ok, just let ur cynicism hang for a bit and listen to me.. i cant stress enough on how important this is
Me:alright, u got my attention.. for now. What is it?
JAADU:i say, you have to answer me one question and on that answer rests the your fate
Me: wow! talk about pressure! go on, shoot
JAADU:is what you want to be in life, so different from your ancestors?
Me:WTF! i dont even understand ur question
JAADU:what i mean is, do u think you are ready to take the next step in life?
Me: why do u want to know? and how is it going to change me?
JAADU:i want to know bcos that is my mission. i have to ask u this question and based on ur answer i take my action
Me:tell me all ur possible actions
JAADU:if u say u do believe in yourself and you agree you need to change then i help u.. if not, i terminate myself and let u be.
Me:why me? why now?
JAADU:u were the chosen one bcos of ur personality and understanding of the human mind. Your stupidity and pj cracking skills helped too.
Me:oh i see.yeah am good at those things..Yo!!..Btw u didnt answer, why now?
JAADU:it is the right time now bcos its the month of may.
Me: May? Whats that got to do with anything...all i can think of is my exam!
JAADU:yup.thank god you remembered that.
JAADU:btw - last time we were here, we gave one of the the apes "curiosity".. and practically set evolution of humans in motion.. u better believe that too.
Me:wow! so what r u going to do this time, if i answer yes?
JAADU:what do u think?
Me:how the heck should i know? u r the advanced species.. tell me what u do?
JAADU:i know what i have to do.. i have my orders.. first, i would like to hear what u think
Me:so many things have to change at so many levels.. the answer might be simple but it is definitely not easy
JAADU:ok, fair enough.. just give me a yes or no..
Me: yes,things need to change
JAADU: hmm, Good that you agreed, and here is how you change yourself for good its a simple 3 step process .
1st step: wake up, get your big head off the keyboard
2nd step: and sign off from Yahoo!!!
3rd step : This is the month of may, the month of Exam, your end sem Exam so.... study for your exam!!
Me: Argghhaa.... I just took a break and a short nap!!!
JAADU : yeah rite, your break lasted long, way longer and keyboard ain’t a place to take ur naps!!You lazy bugger .
Me: ok k k …but you were sweeter in the movie!!
JADOO : one more thing, I have no idea what that “ om om om om” means, tell that Roshan guy!!!
mr & mrs
Mr. - Mrs.
He - She
Hero - Heroine
Male - Female
Boy - Girl
guy : Haha Boys are independent!!
gal : So are girls.humph!*false anger *
guy : Err sorry,sorry,chorrie.....sweety!
gal : *blushing* hmmm saaku saaku :)( enough enough )
And thats independence??? *sigh*
He - She
Hero - Heroine
Male - Female
Boy - Girl
guy : Haha Boys are independent!!
gal : So are girls.humph!*false anger *
guy : Err sorry,sorry,chorrie.....sweety!
gal : *blushing* hmmm saaku saaku :)( enough enough )
And thats independence??? *sigh*
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