He:Why is there a God?
The Voice: To be bribed before and after your exams!!
He: What am I doing in this vast universe?
The Voice: No idea,you are just another useless,miniscule part of it.
He :I wonder, why am I here, in the 3rd planet in the Solar System?
The Voice: Given your Alien looks even I wonder why.*Heeheeheeheee
He: why was I born?
The voice: Thats a Medical Miracle(or diasaster), you lucky Sperm!!
He:why do I do what I do?
The Voice: You haven't ever done what you are supposed to do, so stop asking WHY.
He: why does the contraction of facial muscles cause smiles and the same facial muscles cause frowns?
The voice: You somehow manage to look 'OK' now, any more facial muscles and you would end up like SHREK!!
He: why are flowers pretty?
The Voice: Did you bunk classes in school days too?? Thats for reproduction!!
He: What is LOVE?
The Voice: Vo! YOu got me! Pass!
He: Eh? So when will I know its LOVE or I'm in Love??
The Voice: Umm you will have headache,nausea,fever,vomiting sensation!
Oh! No! thats symptoms of Malaria. You watched Jaane tu ya jaane na twice..you tell me!!
He: Wait a minute!Who are you??
The Voice: Iam the inner Voice!
He: Oh! So you don't even exist!!
The Voice: Are you trying to make me feel an Identity Crisis?
He: Muhahaha!! So tell me, Why do I blog?
The Voice:Haha even those reading this are asking the same thing. Why, Why the hell?!!
4 comments:
exactly my ques!!!y do u write these..hi hi ha ha ...jokes apart...nice quite imaginative....brought smile to my face...so was good!!!
nice blog maga...this one is good...
Voice: and this was pikku ka apna inner voice channel aur aap dekh rahe the Andar ki baat....(ads)ye BSNL chauka
Bingo! =D
She: I read his blog because he asks me to
His inner voice: Kill him!! =D Mwhahahha!!
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