1) A mother whining that her son will lose 'one whole year' because of the new rule which states that the child should be a minimum of 5 years to get admission into 1st standard.Her son happens to be 4 years old. WTF is wrong with people??
2) Salman Khan in a detergent ad where he runs behind a lady then takes a towel/pallu rubs it in between his legs( in his trademark step) then throws it towards the camera saying "iss mein he nimboo ki shakti aur hazaroon phoolon ki kushboo". Sigh!
3) Office on a sunday.ARGHAAAAAAAAA!!
4) Lightning,thunder,wind, baarish... :)
5) Watch the smoke rise under the moonlit,chilly night as your throat warms to hot whiskey.
6) Get bitten by a bloody mosquito when experiencing the above and falling back to reality ;)
7) Some people smile when asleep
8) That too when NOT having a 'dirty dream'.
9) The urinal in the office restroom is so sensitive it flushes at the slightest movement and it sprays.Its hard work to pee and not look as if you peed on yourself like in school.
10) Police and moral police are a pain in the ass.Especially when you are not a criminal or immoral.
11) Its been more than 2 months that I updated this blog.That's because I was very busy with work.
12) Surprisingly I have had some of the best days of my life in these 2 months.And all of it happened out of the office. :D
13) Sleeping because I need to.Not because I can,want to or just felt like it. :(
14) Eating because I need to.Not because I can,want to or just felt like it. :(
15) >>> Censored <<< because I can,want to or just felt like it.Not because I need to. ;)
16) Guess the word which is censored.
17) Yeah you win no special prizes for it.
18) Previous 2 lines were just to fill up the count upto 21.And I know you are like WATVER dude!
19) I have just watched 3 movies and read 2 books in the last 3 months.But again I don't feel like rushing to the theater or to get a DVD,buy a book or Hang out with friends after 12 hours of getting screwed in office.I hardly do much these days.Am like a uncle who goes to office early morning and returns in the evening.And is too tired after that to move his ass from the couch.I sometimes feel am a really very boring guy these days.
20) My friends who agree with the above point.FUCK YOU!!!!! :P
21) Peace! :)
